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Corpse Turns Out to Be Sex Doll

By: portajonPublished: 04/28/2002
 
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A Munich man suspected of murder after he was seen carrying what a neighbor thought was a dead body into his apartment was cleared after he showed police his collection of rubber sex dolls.

A police spokeswoman said Tuesday the neighbor called to say he saw the man carrying a "corpse" into the apartment. Police responding to the call found the suspect to be "surprised and disturbed" by their questions at first.

"When the officers then told the man they were investigating a murder he showed them his newly acquired silicon sex doll," the spokeswoman said.

"The man also showed the officers four other inflatable sex dolls he owns. Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived."

The spokeswoman said the police then left the apartment and closed the file. "They didn't want to disturb him any longer," the spokeswoman said.

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    the neighbor probably knew (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (05.02.2002 9:23:40 PM EST)

    the neighbor probably only did it to get the guy caught in the act with his doll.. if I was that guy I'd find out which neighbor phoned him in, kill them, and then have sex with their corpse...but that's just me I guess


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    I hate... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.29.2002 0:26:26 AM EST)

    nosey neighbors..!! mind your own business.

    yeah roger, watch where you keep your blow up sheep dolls hidden.

    Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

    So.......... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.28.2002 11:14:57 AM EST)

    Did the cops take any DNA evidence to make sure they were indeed his dolls?

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Talk about embarrased ! (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.28.2002 6:00:20 AM EST)

    I bet, being German, the sex dolls come complete with underarm hair (just to mention one spot). LOL

    Talk about embarrased ! (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.28.2002 6:00:03 AM EST)

    I bet, being German, the sex dolls come complete with underarm hair (just to mention one spot). LOL

    Oh shit.... (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.28.2002 0:48:29 AM EST)


    I better be more careful.


    Just protecting my sheep

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