"I've been to war [sic]. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war." -- Bush, flat out lying in 2002.
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry
#119 The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
Yo Mama ...
is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.
Mourners Gassed at Mother's Wake
One Japanese mourner died and seven were rushed to hospital after suffering carbon monoxide poisoning at the wake of the family matriarch, police said on Sunday. Natsumi Numata, 54, died as she mourned the death of her mother and police blamed a heater used in a room with poor ventilation for the death.
"The family was using a charcoal heater in the second floor of the house when several of the mourners experienced symptoms such as vomiting," a police spokesman told Reuters. Numata's older sister Takiyo Hata, 56, was still hospitalized while the other mourners affected had been treated and released, police said.
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1 year later & still 1st
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