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#210 1.3 billion pounds of peanuts are produced in Georgia each year.
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
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 Dog Survives 24 Hours Buried In Avalanche | | By: Phantom | Published: 03/05/1999 | | |  |
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LANDECK, Austria (Reuters)
A dog survived 24 hours
buried under an avalanche that killed seven
people,
including the dog's German owners, in the Tyrolean
village of Valzur, Austrian television reported
Friday.
"Jack," a fluffy mongrel of Alsatian and Labrador stock,
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A soldier at the scene offered to take in the dog, who was in
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No, You suck
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BriRedfern
(03.05.2001 12:19:22 PM EST)
That dog however is extremely cool."Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining."
-Jeff Raskin
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