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Dog Survives 24 Hours Buried In Avalanche

By: PhantomPublished: 03/05/1999
 
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LANDECK, Austria (Reuters)
A dog survived 24 hours buried under an avalanche that killed seven people, including the dog's German owners, in the Tyrolean village of Valzur, Austrian television reported Friday.

"Jack," a fluffy mongrel of Alsatian and Labrador stock, crawled out from a heap of wreckage after a snow excavator exposed the cavity Thursday, one day after the avalanche struck.

A soldier at the scene offered to take in the dog, who was in good condition despite the experience.

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    That dog however is extremely cool.

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