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ATHENS (Reuters)
Four Chinese nationals were in police
custody in Athens
Tuesday after attacking a Greek waiter with an
axe in a near-dawn strip club brawl.
Police said the Chinese turned on the waiter because they
believed he had overcharged them.
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03.20.2008
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