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Sex In Garage Proves Fatal For Two

By: PhantomPublished: 04/06/1999
 
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BUCHAREST (Reuters)
Romanian first division soccer player Mario Bugeanu and his girlfriend died of carbon monoxide poisoning in his car after making love, police said Tuesday.

Gloria Bistrita midfielder Bugeanu, 24, and his 23-year-old girlfriend Mirela Iancu died after having sex Sunday in a garage with the car running, police colonel Dumitru Secrieru said.

``They appeared to be unaware of the dangers of carbon monoxide,'' Secrieru said.

The couple was discovered by the player's father Monday morning.

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    See ya!!! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.06.2001 7:37:49 AM EST)

    Romanian soccer players suck cock
    anyways!! I would be upset if it was
    an Italian soccer player but it wasn't. He was real fucken smart anyways, pull out his two inch cock
    and bang the ugly whore in car exhaust,fitting death for a communist! Saves us a nuke!!!!!

    the thrill is gone... (0 replies)
    started by queenk
    (04.06.2001 1:06:44 AM EST)

    if you don't do it in public.

    Love yourself.... at least 3 times a day.

    the thrill is gone... (0 replies)
    started by dougefresh318
    (09.30.2000 0:16:13 AM EST)

    well, we've all said if we had to die, why not die screwing. I bet when he died, she thought he wasn't going to finish, AGAIN.

    Um......Duh! (0 replies)  
    started by AmandaWalker
    (06.20.2000 2:42:48 PM EST)

    Why in the hell would you have sex in your car if you are already in the garage? Don't they realize there's more room outside? Heat of the moment, I guess......

    Drink the beer and taste the fuzz, smoke the weed and feel the buzz!

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