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KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) A
Malaysian court ordered a set of dentures returned to a man
accused of arson, because he was having trouble eating.
Police confiscated false teeth belonging to construction worker
Wan Kwok Keong after a suspected arson attack on a restaurant in
the capital Kuala Lumpur, the official Bernama news agency said.
They also collected gasoline, cloth and ashes.
The Sessions Court judge said he had no problem ordering the
false teeth returned to the accused. "Take it. I don't want it
either," the judge said.
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