The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by
physicians. They were reprinted in a column written by Dr. Richard
Lederer for the Journal of Court Reporting.
By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was
feeling better.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it ad completely
disappeared.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The patient will
need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but
forgetful.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant
with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate
directions in early December.
The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her
original complaints.
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BRING ON NATIONAL HEALTH CARE...THEN BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
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