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This Just In: Skunks Stink

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/14/2002
 
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. - Dirty diapers are disgusting. Rotten eggs smell rancid. But skunks really stink!

That's the finding of a light-hearted U.S. survey sponsored by Renuzit, Dial Corp.'s air freshener unit.

Skunks led the list of the bad odors in the nationwide survey, with 59.7 percent of respondents rating it a 6, the stinkiest rating. Rotten eggs came in second at 47.2 percent, dirty diaper bins received 45.1 percent, bathroom odors were fourth at 37.9 percent and dairy farm smells were fifth at 31.6 percent.

Participants were allowed to rank more than one smell as the stinkiest.

The poll was conducted on America Online Web sites and select subsidiaries. The poll was conducted in conjunction with the launch of a new Renuzit air freshener, Renuzit Super Odor Neutralizer.

Respondents also nominated their own malodorous offenders that were not part of Renuzit's original suggestions, with the top being spoiled meat, sewers and pet urine.

Also receiving votes: "politics" and "the guy I have to work with."

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    Any Goof Knows (3 replies)
    started by marvin
    (10.15.2002 10:14:46 AM EST)

    Skunk stinks !

    BTW Does Michaelcarl speak English ? "it was goin be news storie" ... WTF does that mean ?

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    started by acidinterval
    (10.15.2002 1:37:58 AM EST)

    that last sentence... politics do really stink now days

    Why is a ghost such a messy eater?............Because he is always a goblin.

    P-You... (0 replies)  
    started by michaelcarl
    (10.14.2002 7:25:01 PM EST)

    Man I just found this at Yahoo, it was goin be news storie. Hey stinky I was thin of ya, hehehehe.

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