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"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002
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"AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote control. So instead of saying, 'The check's in the mail', people are going to say, 'Hey, I wanted to pay, but I couldn't find the remote.' "
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#223 The Basenji is the only type of dog that does not bark.
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so ugly they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!!
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Q: What do tofu and dildos have in common?
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 This Just In: Skunks Stink | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 10/14/2002 | | |  |
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. - Dirty diapers are disgusting. Rotten eggs smell rancid. But skunks really stink!
That's the finding of a light-hearted U.S. survey sponsored by Renuzit, Dial Corp.'s air freshener unit.
Skunks led the list of the bad odors in the nationwide survey, with 59.7 percent of respondents rating it a 6, the stinkiest rating. Rotten eggs came in second at 47.2 percent, dirty diaper bins received 45.1 percent, bathroom odors were fourth at 37.9 percent and dairy farm smells were fifth at 31.6 percent.
Participants were allowed to rank more than one smell as the stinkiest.
The poll was conducted on America Online Web sites and select subsidiaries. The poll was conducted in conjunction with the launch of a new Renuzit air freshener, Renuzit Super Odor Neutralizer.
Respondents also nominated their own malodorous offenders that were not part of Renuzit's original suggestions, with the top being spoiled meat, sewers and pet urine.
Also receiving votes: "politics" and "the guy I have to work with."
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Any Goof Knows
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started by
marvin
(10.15.2002 10:14:46 AM EST)
Skunk stinks !
BTW Does Michaelcarl speak English ? "it was goin be news storie" ... WTF does that mean ?
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lol
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started by
acidinterval
(10.15.2002 1:37:58 AM EST)
that last sentence... politics do really stink now days
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