Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences."
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
— Woody Allen
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#35 Elephants only sleep 2 hours a day.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, The last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The position of the dirt bag.
 
 


Breast Is Not Always Best

By: RedNeckedTulsanPublished: 10/25/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky --A discrimination complaint filed against Wal-Mart for barring a female employee from playing Santa Claus was rejected this week by a state panel that said the woman wasn't convincing.

Customer service representative Marta Brown volunteered for the role in 1995, dressing in traditional Santa garb. Managers at the Morganfield store elected to go with a male Santa after a customer said her child had asked about Santa's breasts.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Barbie's letter to Santa
  • Santa delivers
  • Breast Man
  • Seducing Santa
  • Ken's Letter To Santa
  • Children stone santa
  • No Breast; No Marriage
  • Missing Breast No Cause for Annulment
  • Breast abuse
  • Santa jams
  • Breast Puppies
  • The Breast club
  • Sexy Santa
  • Sexy Santa
  • Breast Feeding Barbie
  • Meet Santa
  • Stop short Santa
  • Santa's Diversion
  • Facts: Largest Breasts and Buttocks
  • Studies Show Gazing At Breasts Makes Men Healthier

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    What a.... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (10.25.2000 5:44:42 PM EST)

    fucking choad.

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    Hey (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.25.2000 2:13:54 PM EST)

    BITCH

    she sued? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.25.2000 8:51:28 AM EST)

    If she as a kid would have encountered a female santa she would be sayin that she was ereversably emotionaly damaged, and now she wants to confuse the hell out of young minds that still beleve in santa for her personal gain. Fuck this dumb bitch, cut her head off

    No Duh (0 replies)
    started by yusaku999
    (10.25.2000 4:42:31 AM EST)

    You know, there really is a special brand of STUPID out there. Not just the rednecks either... No wait, this is from Kentucky... Ha ha ha.. What was I thinking?

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (10.25.2000 0:11:38 AM EST)

    Just another example of political correctness run amok.

    The kid should have spilled hot coffee in her lap and given her something to sue about.

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
    A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
    10.28.2009

    Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
    A man who told officers he was a ...
    10.11.2009

    Naked Man Riding Motorcycle Charged With DUI
    OCALA, Fla. – Authorities say a Florida man was charged ...
    09.28.2009

    Family Axes Wedding Plans, Egyptian Cuts Off Organ
    A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own ...
    09.08.2009

    Rate This!

    3.27 Goofballs of 5
    40 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
    A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
    09.29.2008

    Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
    A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
    09.01.2008

    Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
    St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
    08.09.2008

    Brothel Offers Customers Gas Rebate
    Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
    08.08.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Thank You Science
    Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
    11.03.2007

    Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
    McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
    06.25.2007

    Mom Teed Off By Urinating Drunk Golfers
    OAK RIDGE, Tenn. - A mother teed off by drunken golfers ...
    06.24.2007

    Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag
    WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed ...
    06.23.2007

    Lookie Here!
    Top Selling Videos

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    Singapore's main sewage plant is promoted as one of its main tourist attractions!