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WOODSTOCK, Ontario -- A 39-year-old man was arrested after stripping off his clothes and entering a car wash for an impromptu shower. Police say a cab stopped to fill up at a gas station about 10 p.m. Tuesday when the passenger from Thamesford, Ontario, got out and decided to have a wash before going home, the Woodstock Sentinel-Review reported. The man's name wasn't released.
Police found the man naked and intoxicated.
He has been charged with being intoxicated in a public place.
Since this guy is Canadian we should just be happy that he's bathing at all.
Waaaaaa hahahahahahahaha!!
Up until that incident,
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willi
(06.04.2004 10:41:17 AM EST)
the man's police record, like himself, was squeaky clean.
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