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HELSINKI
- Some teen-age Finnish girls are experimenting
with tampons dipped in vodka as a way of catching a buzz
without
parents detecting boozy breath, an anti-drinking group
claims. The group has received reports of girls using
alcohol-soaked tampons, hoping the alcohol would then enter
their bloodstream. High alcohol consumption in Finland is
sometimes a source of embarrassment for this conservative
country, with many worried more liberal liquor laws introduced
in recent years have increased drinking among young people.
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WHY?
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started by
LEGI0N
(09.28.2000 5:33:33 AM EST)
fukin mad yokes!!! stikin em up there nackers??? for fuk sake,
why cant they bang up on gear like everyone else?
LEGION**
what??????
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started by
rj28103
(08.05.2000 8:26:37 AM EST)
did they catch a buzzzzzzzz??????
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started by
beanhead
(07.02.2000 0:20:24 AM EST)
What the Fuck?
I believe that if all the world leaders came together and rolled, there would be no war...Please correct me if you think I am wrong...
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