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PORT BYRON, N.Y. - Call it a lesson learned: Friends shouldn't let friends drive the lawnmower drunk.
Michael Kocur, 39, admitted in court he was drunk when he was stopped by police on an upstate New York road last July. It is Kocur's fifth drunken-driving conviction.
Kocur, of Port Byron, near Syracuse, told Cayuga County Court Judge Peter E. Corning he drove the mower and towed a friend in an attached wagon as the pair picked up trash along the roadside.
"Which goes to prove," Corning told Kocur, "that no good deed goes unpunished."
Kocur pleaded guilty Thursday to felony drunken driving and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle. When the judge asked if Kocur had a driver's license when he was arrested, Kocur answered: "I didn't think I needed one to ride a riding lawn mower."
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so that's where dad went
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razor696
(04.05.2002 5:50:14 PM EST)
i found it odd that he went to mow the yard and never came home...
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This happens all the time
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thegrandpatron
(04.02.2002 8:13:04 AM EST)
People who live in the country know this guy. Lawn Mower...Tractor, we all have this guy in every town.
The irony of this is, this guy was picking up trash along the road, while he is in jail he will be doing the same thing. Except he won't get to keep the cans to sell.
Hmmmmm
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tjshere
(04.02.2002 3:33:44 AM EST)
He pled guilty to aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.
He must get mean when he drinks.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Shades of George Jones
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roger
(04.02.2002 3:08:43 AM EST)
Wonder if he has a beer holder on that lawnmower?
Just protecting my sheep
That's one way
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started by
marvin
(04.02.2002 2:32:38 AM EST)
of getting out of cutting the lawns this year.
that sucks!!
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acidinterval
(04.02.2002 1:40:58 AM EST)
not the post.. what happened top the guy. "no good deed goes unpunished."
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