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Baby Listings Pulled from Online Auction

By: DirkSteelePublished: 09/22/1999
 
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They're at it again on eBay, wonder what someone will sell next. Maybe goofball should start an auction.

San Francisco (AP) - Bids for an unborn child reached into six figures Mondy on the online auction house eBay, less than a week after a human kidney received million-dollar offers there.

Comapany officials removed listings for three babies on the site and believe them all to be hoaxes, said Steve Westly, eBay's marketing sice president. The two earlier kidney sales were also thought to be shams.

While selling humans or their organs is illegal, eBay customers appeared interested in both. Bids for one of the children reached $109,100, while one of two listed kidneys had fetched a $5.7 million offer.

One of the child listings, posted Sunday, offered a boy due to be born later this month to two students at the University of Chicago law school.

Company officials declined to release names of the purported baby sellers and would not say whether law-enforcement officials are investigating.

Earlier this year, the San Jose, Calif. based eBay banned the sale of guns and ammunition aftger people tried selling a rocket launcher and other weapons.

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started by MalachaiRaven
(10.14.2000 11:09:28 PM EST)

If eBay doesn't want shit like this to happen, then maybe they should monitor their stuff.

Dumbasses.

Take me to JAIL!!

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