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Company Tenderizes Meat in Explosive Development

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 11/09/1999
 
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Why don't they just cut out the middleman and put a stick of dynamite up a cows butt, would save time all around.

Buena Vista, Va. (AP) — Coming soon to your supermarket meat counter: a dynamite new way to tenderize cube steaks, pot roasts and brisket.

Hydrodyne, Inc., a Puerto Rico based research company, has discovered a way to immerse packaged, leathery cuts of meat into water, send a shock wave through it by detonating an explosive charge and — viola! — melt-in-your-mouth meat.

Now, the company is on the verge of signing a deal with a major meat processor that will bring this technology to market.

"This method will essentially make lower grade meats more valuable than they were before," Hydrodyne president Stanford Klapper said. "The consumer will be able to pay a lower price for meat, but still get higher grad quality."

The Hydrodyne method — tested in a Buena Vista, Va. Lab — works by lowering a metal bucket filled with about 400 pounds of vacuum-packed meat into a sealed, water-filled vat anchored in concrete. Then, an explosive charge the size of an orange is detonated from above, sending supersonic shockwaves rebounding back and forth through the meat. The shockwaves tear certain fibers that bind muscle tissue, thus tenderizing the meat without changing its appearance or flavor.

The Hydrodyne process requires no government approval because it does not penetrate the meat packaging or introduce any foreign substance into the meat, Klapper said.

Hydrodyne's staff occasionally tests meat after it's blasted. A bottle of steak sauce sits in the fridge as an aid to the testers. "It's good. I definitely can tell the difference," said staff member Ron Smith. Surplus meat is donated to the Natural Bridge Zoo for tiger food.

The Hydrodyne process was invented by John Long, 79, a retired nuclear weapons designer who hold several patents besides the one for Hydrodyne. Long came up with the idea for using explosives to tenderize meat in the 1960's.

Hydrodyne officials say the process also works on pork chops, chicken and lamb. But some people in the meat trade still need some convincing.

"It sounds exciting, but I'd have to see it to believe it," said William O'Brien, whose family owns O'Brien Meats in Salem, Va. "I guess it's possible in this new age we're in now. My father was leery about cooking meat on an electric stove back in his day. I wonder what he'd think about microwaves and now this?"

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That said "cube steaks".

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the old fashioned way of just "beating your meat"?

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