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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"We anticipate a global world-maket with place for perhaps five computers."
—Tom Watson, IBM 1949
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#188 Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest, and highest continent on earth.
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You were born out of your mother's arse 'cause her Twat was too busy.
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Q: How can you tell a macho women?
A: She rolls her own tampons.
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 Burlington Recalls Dog Fur Coats | | By: Jskills | Published: 12/16/1998 | | |  |
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BURLINGTON, N.J. - The Associated Press via NewsEdge Corporation
Burlington Coat
Factory, the nation's largest coat retailer, pulled hundreds of men's parkas from its stores after a vendor admitted they were trimmed with fur from slaughtered dogs.
The Humane Society of the United States objected after an
investigation and said the coat controversy was part of an extensive international trade in pelts of domesticated dogs.
In a report released Tuesday, the Humane Society said the fur is
making its way into the United States in products ranging from gloves and scarves to parkas
and trinkets.
A dozen dogs and two dozen cats are killed for a single coat, and the fur is not used for full-length coats, but for trim and accessories, the group said.
"When you pick up a coat that's labeled 'coyote' it could just as well be German shepherd", said Humane Society spokesman Brett
West.
The company, with stores in 42 states, sold about 140 of the parkas and customers are being offered a refund or store credit, Bramble said.
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