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Death claims 800-pound Exotic Dancer

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 01/13/1999
 
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An 800-pound former cross-dressing exotic dancer who appeared several times on the Jerry Springer Show died of apparent heart failure at the age of 37. Denny Welch had been bedridden in his Hamilton, Ohio, home in recent months because he could barely stand. Welch was sentenced to home incarceration for allowing three boys, aged 11 to 13, to watch pornographic videos in his home.

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