"Maybe between the time I left Camp David and here I'll learn more."—Bush, speaking to reporters after returning from Camp David Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Remarks on Returning From CampDavid, Maryland, and an Exchange with Reporters," March 23, 2003
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An 800-pound former cross-dressing exotic dancer who appeared several times on the Jerry Springer Show died of apparent heart failure at the age of 37. Denny Welch had been bedridden in his Hamilton, Ohio, home in
recent months because he could barely stand. Welch was sentenced to home incarceration for allowing three boys, aged 11 to 13, to watch pornographic videos in his home.
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1ShadowWolf
(08.28.2000 11:39:32 AM EST)
The sick slob got his just rewards...
Life's too short to worry about the small stuff!!!
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