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- A 69-year-old man has been charged with
murdering his 73-year-old friend after the two wagered a $100
bet to decide who was the better fighter. Frank Ortiz Ortega
suffered severe head trauma and died a day after the fight.
Ortega and Owen Finnegan were drinking when they got into an
argument over who was the better fighter. The bet was placed and
they headed outside to settle the matter. Finnegan struck
Ortega, who then fell backward and hit his head on the pavement.
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He'll feel that in the morning! Ouch!
Right now, face to face. All my fears, pushed aside. And right now, i'm ready to spend the rest of my life... with you!
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