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JAKARTA - Warring tribes have suspended hostilities so that they can watch a road being built. It?s reported that this is the first time these people have seen motorcycles and other vehicles. Members of the warring tribes
halted their fighting to watch in awe as helicopters arrived at the construction site bringing motorcycles, trucks and construction equipment.
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the hell is Jakarta. I bet if I showed up there with a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Slinky I could be King!!!
Pimpin' ain't easy!!
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