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Car Dies, Man Shoots It

By: PhantomPublished: 03/12/1999
 
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SPRING HILL, Tenn. - Boyd Kelly, 39, was so incensed when his car died on him that he pulled out a military assault rifle and shot it. The sight of the man firing the AK-47 at the empty car startled motorists. "I understand he unloaded three 30-round clips into the vehicle," Sheriff Enoch George said. Kelly told police he was angry at the 1988 Oldsmobile for quitting on him just after 10 p.m. Saturday. Kelly was charged with a weapons violation and freed on $2,500 bond.

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    UMMMM....... (0 replies)
    started by Shiningkid
    (10.02.2000 11:13:18 PM EST)

    I wonder if the car just stalled???
    If so I feel sorry for the poor thing. hahaha.

    Think of it this way "Girls think as 2*2=4,and guys think as 2+2=4" both equal the same but.....? Exactly!!! :)

    yeah (0 replies)
    started by psuedobeans
    (09.23.2000 3:43:38 AM EST)

    good 4 him

    i hate everything and you, you dick

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    if i could down load it

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    This is what happens when you get sick of this hell called life.

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    I wonder if we could maybe get this approved as the official way to retire lame-ass lifelong fucking POLITICIANS??? You know...you get sick of the politician's shit, you just OPEN FIRE.

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    Everybody likes fucking something, but that's quite a unique fetish you've got.....

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