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Stolen Horses End Up On Menus?

By: PhantomPublished: 08/31/1999
 
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ADELAIDE (Reuters) -
A number of duped Australian horse owners allegedly handed over their animals for racing trials, not knowing the horses were likely to end up in pet bowls or as delicacies on overseas menus, police said Saturday.

Sergeant Steve Buckle told Reuters two men from Victoria state, whose names were not released, had been charged with the theft of 22 horses, most of harness racing standard.

Buckle said police alleged the horses, stolen in Victoria over the past six months, had in most cases been sold to slaughterhouses that, according to local newspaper reports, may have paid as little as A$400 per horse.

Although police could not confirm the final destinations of the horse meat, they believed it likely that some had been sold overseas for human consumption.

"Because most of these (slaughtered) animals do end up overseas, a percentage of them must be ending up on the tables of Europe and Japan, but some end up in dog food, too, there's no doubt about that,'' he said.

Police allege the men approached the owners of the horses and offered to train them for harness racing, or arranged to lease them for a number of years.

Police appealed to horse owners to check out leased animals if they had not heard anything about them for some time.

"I think a few of them will find that, in point of actual fact, (the horse) doesn't exist anymore,'' Buckle said, adding police believed the thefts had been going on for about three years.

Horse owner Donna Robertson told the Herald Sun newspaper she and her partner were devastated when they realized three horses from their central Victorian property had probably ended up being sold as a delicacy in Europe.

"Our horses are our life,'' she said. "They're second to our own children.''

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