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An employee at a fast food place was arrested after a customer at the drive-in window received the wrong side order with his chicken dinner — some pot.
The customer who visited a KFC in this San Francisco suburb Friday got two bags of marijuana, instead of the extra biscuits he had ordered. He gave the pot back to the worker, got his biscuits and called police.
Police arrested Carlos Ayala, 26, at the restaurant. The sheriff's office and the restaurant's management company did not immediately return calls Tuesday seeking further detail.
Deputies said Ayala was carrying a small amount of marijuana, a handgun and about $500.
Ayala often worked the drive-up window, and authorities say he may have been selling marijuana to customers who used the right secret word as a code.
Seems like......
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tjshere
(09.25.2002 3:28:09 AM EST)
That would be good for business. The customer might come back an hout later and order one of everything on the menu.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
perhaps...
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started by
acidinterval
(09.25.2002 2:39:06 AM EST)
"extra biscut" was the code word... sounds similar to the Burger King story, where you order a Quater Pounder, hold the onions, and you got a quarter ounce..
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