Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

S
upport Goofball.com

George W. Bush
 
"See, without the tax relief package, there would have been a deficit, but there wouldn't have been the commiserate - not 'commiserate' - the kick to our economy that occurred as a result of the tax relief."
 
 

Random Quote
 
"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy."
— Erica Jong
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#45 Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles per day.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, When she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
 
 


Dog Gets Unique Memorial

By: DirkSteelePublished: 09/15/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Sunol, California (AP): Some former mayors might be remembered with a street or a building bearing their name.

Local businessman Mike Cerny went a little farther when creating a memorial to Bosco, a mixed-breed Rottweiler-Labrador that was elected Sunol's honorary mayor back in 1981.

Cerny has molded a life-sized beer tap in Bosco's image. The contraption requires lifting one of the dog's hind legs to draw a pint.

Cerny plans to open Bosco's Bones and Brew, a restaurant that will prominently feature the $3,500 tap. The restaurant is expected to open next month.

Sunol, an unincorporated area outside San Francisco Bay, has no city government. Bosco was elected in 1981 as honorary mayor, easily defeating two human opponents.

His political coup was reported far and wide. A newspaper in China, misunderstanding American humor, wrote an editorial deriding free elections and democracy.

Bosco died in 1994.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Stupid News...

 

Search
 
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
Well... uhh.. (0 replies)
started by BALLS47
(12.04.2000 10:33:44 AM EST)

BOSCO FOR PRESIDENT!!! I 'd rather have him than either one of those fuck-ups who can't even get elected properly.

this site fuckin sucks (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.05.2000 11:21:13 PM EST)

Edmonton - Wear Your Bear -with photo

Second! (0 replies)
started by msbzdragn
(09.30.2000 3:23:00 PM EST)

The flavor that is even better than first... :p

Squid

squid

good choice (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(09.23.2000 10:00:54 PM EST)

i would pick a dog over any of the jokers running for mayor here

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Rate This!

3.40 Goofballs of 5
260 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
     
    All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.