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Dog Gets Unique Memorial

By: DirkSteelePublished: 09/15/1999
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Sunol, California (AP): Some former mayors might be remembered with a street or a building bearing their name.

Local businessman Mike Cerny went a little farther when creating a memorial to Bosco, a mixed-breed Rottweiler-Labrador that was elected Sunol's honorary mayor back in 1981.

Cerny has molded a life-sized beer tap in Bosco's image. The contraption requires lifting one of the dog's hind legs to draw a pint.

Cerny plans to open Bosco's Bones and Brew, a restaurant that will prominently feature the $3,500 tap. The restaurant is expected to open next month.

Sunol, an unincorporated area outside San Francisco Bay, has no city government. Bosco was elected in 1981 as honorary mayor, easily defeating two human opponents.

His political coup was reported far and wide. A newspaper in China, misunderstanding American humor, wrote an editorial deriding free elections and democracy.

Bosco died in 1994.

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Well... uhh.. (0 replies)
started by BALLS47
(12.04.2000 10:33:44 AM EST)

BOSCO FOR PRESIDENT!!! I 'd rather have him than either one of those fuck-ups who can't even get elected properly.

this site fuckin sucks (0 replies)
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(10.05.2000 11:21:13 PM EST)

Edmonton - Wear Your Bear -with photo

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(09.30.2000 3:23:00 PM EST)

The flavor that is even better than first... :p



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started by donut38
(09.23.2000 10:00:54 PM EST)

i would pick a dog over any of the jokers running for mayor here is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

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