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Septic Thief
By: Anonymous
Published: 07/08/1999
When a California woman discovered a hose dangling from her motor home into a gasoline can, she called her husband, who searched the area and found a trail of vomit leading away from the can. The would-be fuel thief had apparently mistaken the septic tank cap for the fuel cap.
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