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My Kind of Mom

By: AnonymousPublished: 03/21/1999
 
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PLEASANTON, Calif. — A mother who admitted to allowing a male stripper to perform at her teen-age daughter's party was given three years of probation. The court originally gave Carye McGrath, 39, a month in county jail but is substituting 240 hours of volunteer work, the probation, a $350 fine and parenting classes. McGrath pleaded no contest to charges of exposing minors to 'lewd and lascivious' behavior at a party for a group of 14- and 15-year-old girls at her home. Male stripper Steven Schmitt, 29, appeared at the party wearing a police uniform, and then took off all his clothes except for floral thong underwear to begin his strip routine. The girls wrote on dollar bills where they wanted to be touched and Schmitt complied. One girl allegedly asked for AND RECEIVED PERMISSION to remove his thong and perform oral sex on him for $20. While McGrath said she did not arrange Schmitt's show, she was widely blamed for failing to stop it. McGrath's lawyer said after the sentencing that his client admitted in retrospect the party was not a good idea.

One girl allegedly asked for AND RECEIVED PERMISSION to remove his thong and perform oral sex on him for $20. — My question is who paid who the $20.00? And if he paid, did it come out of his tip money? and if she paid, who has her name and number? If you have it, give it to me in a few years. Thanks.

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    hey .. uh person below me (0 replies)
    started by dragonmaster666
    (09.30.2001 6:19:19 PM EST)

    nice grasp of verbs and tenses you got there

    "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." -Marc Antony "The Tragedy of Julius Caesar"

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    started by trickincanadian
    (03.17.2001 10:09:51 AM EST)

    that mother should be lockedup&the key throwing away!!!!! sick

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