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A New York golf caddy filed a multimillion-dollar lawsuit
against actor
Michael Douglas, alleging that the film star
injured him in the testicles with a
golf shot.
As a result, James Parker's testicles ruptured from the
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reached a safe distance on the green, and did
not yell "Fore"
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Word mothafucka!
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rylifot
(09.29.2000 7:46:38 AM EST)
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