"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
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"Just try to imagine what it would be like to be 300 million years old." — President Clinton in Ashe County, N.C. He was speaking on the banks of the New River, which scientists say is the oldest river in the United States.
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#32 There are one million ants to every human in the world.
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... is so fat, When she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass!"
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Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A. Mace will do that to you.
SAANICH, British Columbia - A man who complained to police that the marijuana he was growing at home had been stolen may be wishing the thieves had not left some of his stash behind.
Police said the 32-year-old man was arrested early Monday when they found marijuana at his home in this Victoria suburb. He was released on a promise to appear in court in about six weeks.
Police said the man called after returning home about midnight Sunday night and told officers his indoor pot-growing operation had been taken.
"It's surprising what some people will report to police," Royal Canadian Mounted Police Constable Peter Lane said Monday.
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Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
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