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By: BugmanPublished: 01/05/2000
 
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Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp,Belgium, a thief fled out the back door,clambered over a nine-foot wall dropped down, and found himself in the city prison.

A man hit by a car in Ney York City in 1977 got up uninjured, but laid back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to pretend he was hurt so he could collect insurance money.The car then rolled foward and crushed him to death.

Billy Bob, 37 of Texas was filming a public service commercial on "The Danger Of Low Level Bridges" when the truck he was standing on passed under a low-level-bridge--killing him.

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YEAH WHAT AM I THINKING THIS WASFROM A YEAR AGO RIGHT

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