"The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Signs 911 Commission Bill," Nov. 27, 2002
"But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet." Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books. (1991)
#155 In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.
Yo Mama ...
is so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
Q: Did you hear Bill Clinton got a new job in Washington, DC? A: Hillary hired him to open her mail!
Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp,Belgium, a thief
fled out the back door,clambered over a nine-foot wall dropped
down, and found himself in the city prison.
A man hit by a car in Ney York City in 1977 got up uninjured,
but laid back down in front of the car when a bystander told
him to pretend he was hurt so he could collect insurance
money.The car then rolled foward and crushed him to death.
Billy Bob, 37 of Texas was filming a public service commercial
on "The Danger Of Low Level Bridges" when the truck he was
standing on passed under a low-level-bridge--killing him.
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YEAH WHAT AM I THINKING THIS WASFROM A YEAR AGO RIGHT
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