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  • "I think that freedom is a powerful incentive. And I am—I believe that someday freedom will prevail everywhere, because freedom is a powerful drive for people to—and it's the beginnings of people expressing themselves toward a free Iran, which I think is positive." —Bush, on recent protests in Iran Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003

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    "My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour. I said,"the whole time"."
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    #216 TV dinners originated in the Arctic.

    Yo Mama ...
    so ugly she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play.

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    Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
    A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

    Bad Luck

    By: BugmanPublished: 01/05/2000
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    Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp,Belgium, a thief fled out the back door,clambered over a nine-foot wall dropped down, and found himself in the city prison.

    A man hit by a car in Ney York City in 1977 got up uninjured, but laid back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to pretend he was hurt so he could collect insurance money.The car then rolled foward and crushed him to death.

    Billy Bob, 37 of Texas was filming a public service commercial on "The Danger Of Low Level Bridges" when the truck he was standing on passed under a low-level-bridge--killing him.

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    One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it as competition. It is not chemically addictive as is nicotine, alcohol, or caffeine.