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TEHRAN, Iran
An Iranian court has sentenced a woman to have her hand amputated and then be hanged for killing an elderly woman and stealing her belongings, a newspaper reported Tuesday.
The daily Salam said the Tehran court found the 38-year-old woman, identified only as Jamileh, guilty of strangling her 70-year-old victim with the help of an accomplice and stealing gold objects from her home.
The accomplice received a 15-year jail sentence, the newspaper added. Both convicted women were described as drug addicts.
Under Iran's Islamic laws, the amputation of fingers or a hand are possible punishments for theft.
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Maybe we
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DARKOVERLORD
(02.03.2001 12:22:00 PM EST)
Should use the same typr of punishment for democommys and there wrongful thinking we could cut of there heads and see if they can see the truth. More money helps no one
but the lazy and stupid.
TRESPASSER'S WILL BE SHOT!!
SURVIVOR'S WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!
the house
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thelizard
(02.03.2001 11:57:56 AM EST)
he/She who breaks the law, must go back to the house of pain!!!
Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
WOW I'M FIRST
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jamesashton
(09.12.2000 7:19:07 AM EST)
if there laws were enforced in the united states i wonder how it would effect the crime rate?
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