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By: TraiPublished: 03/14/2000
 
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JACKSON, Miss. (Reuters) - I guess he can't ask men who support this to "stand tall". Hee hee.

The Southern state, long considered one of the most conservative in the United States, is considering a public-sex-and-nudity law with a provision that would make it illegal for sexually aroused men to appear in public.

The bill, introduced by Republican state Sen. Tom King at the request of a constituent concerned about the behavior of patrons at strip clubs, defines nudity to include "the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state."

Men who run afoul of the law could face up to a year in prison and a $2,000 fine.

"It will set some boundaries on what they (strip club patrons) can or cannot do in a community," said Forrest County Supervisor Johnny DuPree, who asked for a discussion of the question in the legislature.

DuPree, who has opposed the opening of a strip club at a National Guard base at Camp Shelby, outside Hattiesburg, said the law also would help local governments combat indecent acts.

Hattiesburg is located about 100 miles south of the state capital, Jackson.

The bill, modeled on a similar statute in Indiana, has been sent to Mississippi's Senate Judiciary Committee for further review.

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