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 Man Charged With Stealing Police Pickup From Station | | By: dcrowe | Published: 11/28/2000 | | |  |
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SPRINGFIELD - Psst. If you steal a police pickup truck, don't forget to turn on the headlights.
Detective Lt. William Noonan said Jean Ippolito, 27, of Springfield, was arrested about 2 A.M. Sunday, November 5 for stealing a pickup belonging to the city's horse patrol.
An officer noticed the pickup didn't have its headlights on when it pulled up to his unmarked car at an intersection. As he went by, the driver flashed the officer a peace sign, Noonan said.
The officer, recognizing the truck as one of the department's own, radioed to the driver to turn on his headlights, and when he got no response, he order the truck to pull over.
The pickup later turned out to have been stolen from the back ramp at police headquarters, Noonan said.
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Wheres Springfield?
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started by
treeman32
(11.28.2000 0:30:53 AM EST)
There are many Springfields.
I live in Eugene/Springfield
Oregon. The Springfield in question has horses on the police force. We have sub-humans on ours!! No Comment
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can we say......
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started by
stnrken
(11.28.2000 0:23:06 AM EST)
dumb ass, sure i knew you could420 24 7
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