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Hitchhiking Robbery Suspect Gets Ride

By: PhantomPublished: 05/07/1999
 
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NASHVILLE (Reuters)
A man who allegedly shot a woman during an armed robbery went hitchhiking in a Nashville neighborhood -- and got a ride to jail.

Quenton Hughes, 21, was hitchhiking Friday when he flagged down homicide detective Derry Baltimore, who was cruising in an unmarked patrol car.

Hughes expressed his gratitude for the ride by offering Baltimore a small bag of crack cocaine, police said.

Baltimore declined the offer and instead drove Hughes to jail, where he was held on $200,000 bond and charged with attempted criminal homicide.

Police said Hughes allegedly shot Kimberly McCord in the head last Sunday during an armed robbery outside a night club.

McCord remained in critical but stable condition at Vanderbilt University Medical Center, a hospital spokeswoman said.

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