Advanced Search
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in



Remember Me?

» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?


Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
Busted Tees
Mike's List


George W. Bush
"I'm so pleased to be able to say hello to Bill Scranton. He's one of the great Pennsylvania political families." - Drexel Hill, Penn., Sept. 15, 2003

Random Quote
"I move, Mr. Chairman, that all fire extinguishers be examined ten days before every fire."
— City councilman during debate

Snapple Facts
#54 The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.

Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

One Liners
Q. Five policemen were on a boat. The boat sank. How many policemen died?
A. Ten. Five during the accident, and five during the re-enactment.

38,011 articles July 31, 2014 558,994 postings

As of Today
sorted by Date

Disorder In The Court: Lawyer Punched
A public defender who was punched in court by a disgruntled client said Thursday he doesn't blame the man who gave him with two black eyes. The disorder in the court, captured on video, happened Monday at Scott County Circuit Court after the judge refused defendant Peter Hafer's request for a new attorney.
Format: Unknown
Published : 03.20.2008

Rate: 2.48
Man Allegedly Steals Neighbor's Panties
SANTA FE, Texas - Police arrested a neighbor after ...
Published : 01.30.2008

Rate: 3.83
Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower
A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together. ...
Published : 01.29.2008

Rate: 2.03
Top 2007 Weird News
BERLIN - From a Greek nunnery turned into ...
Published : 01.28.2008

Rate: 3.83
Mom Sells Rule-Breaking Son's Car
After finding alcohol in her son's car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old's misdeed with everyone -- by placing an ad in the local newspaper.
Published : 01.27.2008

Rate: 3.73
Police Taser Man With Chicken In Car
A man faces a number of charges, including drug possession, after a traffic stop in which he was stunned several times with a Taser and police found a live chicken.
Published : 12.30.2007

Rate: 2.06
Don't Ban The Naked Lunch!
"Naked Lunch" just doesn't sound appetizing to some people. A sandwich called the Skinny Dip, featuring sliced prime rib in a baguette roll, has been offered free of charge anyone willing to plunge naked from The Black Frog Restaurant's dock into a lake.
Published : 12.29.2007

Rate: 2.03
Drunk Man Gets Trapped In Ex's Chimney
Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue an intoxicated man who became stuck while trying to climb down a chimney into the residence of his former girlfriend.
Published : 12.28.2007

Rate: 3.73
Bored Naked Man Tries To Rob Store
Authorities said a man wearing nothing but a hat tried to rob a convenience store in Carbondale. Police say the 24-year-old man charged in last month's robbery attempt often stands naked in front of the window of his apartment.
Published : 12.27.2007

Rate: 3.73
Big Winner to Become Big Loser
The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
Published : 11.29.2007

Rate: 3.73
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle
They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
Published : 11.19.2007

Rate: 3.82
Homeless Man Dresses In Women’s Underwear, Takes Snooze At Store
Joplin, Mo- Employees of Kohl’s department store in ...
Published : 11.18.2007

Rate: 3.73
Thank You Science
Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
Published : 11.03.2007

Rate: 1.97
Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
Published : 06.25.2007

Rate: 3.86
Mom Teed Off By Urinating Drunk Golfers
OAK RIDGE, Tenn. - A mother teed off by drunken golfers ...
Published : 06.24.2007

Rate: 2.62
Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed ...
Published : 06.23.2007

Rate: 3.27
Man Arrested For Driving Golf Cart Drunk
In the spirit of golf season ... I was actually surprised that this wasn't Roger.
Published : 06.04.2007

Rate: 3.73
Confused Tourist Lands in U.S., Not Australia
A 21-year-old German tourist who wanted to visit his girlfriend in the Australian metropolis Sydney landed 13,000 kilometres away near Sidney, Montana, after mistyping his destination on a flight booking Web site.
Published : 05.26.2007

Rate: 3.73
Montana State Trooper
Some drunks get all the good stories! ...
Published : 05.03.2007

Rate: 3.73
Hey Buddy, Are You Stoned?
OCTOBER 11--The mother of a two-year-old Wisconsin ...
Published : 04.26.2007

Rate: 4.00
Top 10 April Fool's Pranks
From television revealing that spaghetti grows on trees to advertisements for the left-handed burger, the tradition of April Fool's Day stories in the media has a weird and wonderful history.
Published : 04.01.2007

Rate: 3.73
Robbing The Cradle On Credit (Old Lady Really Gets It)
An 84-year-old woman who confessed to having sex with an 11-year-old boy in her foster care reached a deal with prosecutors and pleaded ...
Published : 03.17.2007

Rate: 3.73
College Student Demands Equal
Tired of disapproving looks from parents and teachers, and angry at attempts by legislators to outlaw exposed rear ends, University of Michigan sophomore Tyler Perriman has decided to fight back ...
Published : 03.01.2007

Rate: 1.94
Argentine Soccer Fan Sues Over Lewd Tattoo
An Argentine soccer fan was furious when he discovered ...
Published : 02.28.2007

Rate: 3.83
Greased, Naked Student Disrupts Lunch
WESTERVILLE, Ohio - A high school lunch period was ...
Published : 02.27.2007

Rate: 3.92
Cop Smacked With Colostomy Bag
In an assault that has prosecutors frantically researching ...
Published : 02.26.2007

Rate: 3.83
Bull Sperm Hair Treatment
A hairdresser is offering clients a new conditioning ...
Published : 02.25.2007

Rate: 3.73
Army Asks Dead Soldiers to Re Up
The Army said Friday it would apologize to the families of about 275 officers killed or wounded in action who were mistakenly sent letters urging them to return to active duty.
Published : 01.06.2007

Rate: 3.83
Man Proposes, Then Allegedly KOs Fiancee
A man who proposed to his girlfriend at a New Year's party allegedly knocked her out with a steering wheel lock just hours after she said yes, police said.
Published : 01.03.2007

Rate: 3.85
Confused Tourist Lands in U.S., Not Australia

Published : 01.01.2007

Rate: 3.73

1998                     Nov Dec
1999 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2000 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2001 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2002 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2003 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2004 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2005 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2006 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2007 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2008 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2009 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2010 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2011 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2012 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2013 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2014 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul          

by Date




by Date

This Section

Add to Google

Top Goofs

1 Vintage Santa 4.00
2 Bus boy 4.00
3 My Shreddies 4.00
4 An American Tradition 4.00
5 Honest Answer 4.00
6 Gameshow 4.00
7 Missing In Action 4.00
8 That Is Evil 4.00
9 Funniest Tweet Ever 4.00
10 Old Egypt 4.00


Classic Goofs

1 Meanwhile In Aldeaaran 4.95
2 Why Didn't Darth Vader Ever Eat? 4.86
3 South Beach 4.74
4 BlondeStar / OnStar 4.15
5 Benoît Poelvoorde 4.09
6 A Real Scorcher 4.09
7 The First Time Can Be Painful 4.09
8 Trashed 4.09
9 Only 2 Things To Say 4.09
10 Got A Light? 4.09


Poll Results
Who's the Hottest on Gilligan's Island?
Mary Ann
Mrs. Howell
The Professor
Mr. Howell
WTF is Gilliagan's Island
2,993 Responses
Submit A Question


Goofball Facts
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopyThe phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.