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You're under abreast
A man was charged with stealing after he charged his girlfriends breast implants....
Published : 01.31.1999
Rate: 3.08
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You Go That Way, I'll Go This Way...
Three suspects made a break for freedom as they were led from a police van...
Published : 01.31.1999
Rate: 3.00
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Dead man gets 2 years
A man was sentenced to two years in prison for faking his death three times to beat.....
Published : 01.30.1999
Rate: 3.04
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Like a hole in the head
a construction worker in Eau Claire, Wis., was shot with a nail gun that drove a 3 1/4 inch nail all the way into his skull.
Published : 01.30.1999
Rate: 2.82
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Charging Sheep Kill Farmer's Wife
I saw the sheep surround the bike. The next thing she was...
Published : 01.29.1999
Rate: 2.99
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Stealing Some Rays
A thief who sneaked into a hospital was scarred when he tried to get a suntan...
Published : 01.29.1999
Rate: 2.95
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No luck with a tow truck
It started out as just a simple fender-bender but...
Published : 01.29.1999
Rate: 2.93
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Bored Bank Guard Behind Bomb Hoax
A bored security guard who wanted some excitement was behind a false bomb threat...
Published : 01.28.1999
Rate: 2.96
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What a drag!
A bride-to-be suffered a nervous breakdown the night before her wedding...
Published : 01.28.1999
Rate: 2.98
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Catch Me Now I'm Fallin
Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto skyscraper crashed through through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death ...
Published : 01.28.1999
Rate: 2.98
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Bad Doggie
A German shepherd guide-dog for the blind, had so far been responsible for the deaths of all four of his previous owners ...
Published : 01.27.1999
Rate: 2.98
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Clowning Around With Magilla
A hunter in Uganda is being sought by local authorities for illegally hunting gorillas by shooting them with a tranquilizer gun and dressing them in clown suits...
Published : 01.26.1999
Rate: 3.03
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Man Survives Execution
A man who survived a death sentence that involved being crushed under...
Published : 01.25.1999
Rate: 2.95
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1812 Overture
Please don't try this at home ...
Published : 01.25.1999
Rate: 3.52
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Man Spends 142 days Buried Alive
An Englishman set a world record for being buried alive...
Published : 01.22.1999
Rate: 2.98
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Mistaken Moans
A terrified British mother put police on red alert after mistaking the sound of lovemaking for a cry for help from her daughter...
Published : 01.22.1999
Rate: 3.03
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Halls of Justice
Funny statements made during court cases.
Published : 01.21.1999
Rate: 3.46
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News Headlines for the Intellectually-Impaired
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men...
Published : 01.20.1999
Rate: 3.45
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Nike Gets Fooled by Tribesmen
Nike has a television commercial for hiking shoes that was shot in Kenya using Samburu tribesmen...
Published : 01.19.1999
Rate: 3.04
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Big Man Needs Help Buying Big Underwear
A rather large man has been woefully unable to purchase underwear that fit him...
Published : 01.18.1999
Rate: 3.13
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Drug Smuggler Dies After Swallowing Condoms
A drug smuggler died after swallowing...
Published : 01.18.1999
Rate: 2.90
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Chinese doctors craft new penis for child
Chinese doctors crafted a new penis for...
Published : 01.15.1999
Rate: 3.07
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105-year-old ordered to school
A 105-year-old retired Swiss teacher was ordered to attend elementary...
Published : 01.15.1999
Rate: 2.94
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Teen exposes Dad's Stash to Cops
A 16-year-old upset about moving from rural New York to Washington got even with his parents...
Published : 01.14.1999
Rate: 3.22
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A New kind of Beer
Taking offense at his loss he belched blue fireballs at the judge...
Published : 01.14.1999
Rate: 3.42
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Facts: Largest Breasts and Buttocks
Just a few facts about the largest breasts and buttocks.....In keeping w/our Wed. theme.
Published : 01.13.1999
Rate: 3.05
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Death claims 800-pound Exotic Dancer
An 800-pound former cross-dressing exotic dancer who...
Published : 01.13.1999
Rate: 3.04
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233-pound Woman wants a chance to Strip
She was refused the chance to strip on amateur night...
Published : 01.13.1999
Rate: 3.06
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Getting a bang out of Church
At the end of his sermon 250 youngsters and their parents watched...
Published : 01.12.1999
Rate: 3.07
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Tribes Halt War To Watch Road-Building
Warring tribes have suspended hostilities...
Published : 01.12.1999
Rate: 2.97
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