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Man Swallowed 55 Crack Pipes
FLORIDA - A Florida cocaine enthusiast had 55 smal...
Published : 01.31.2000

Rate: 3.35
Drunken Man Sends Mayday As Bathtub Boat Sinks
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - In what has to be one of the...
Published : 01.30.2000

Rate: 3.52
Police Floored By Wrestling Call For Help
EDINBURGH - An elderly wrestling fan whose hero wa...
Published : 01.29.2000

Rate: 3.47
Convicted Killer Imprisoned In Man´s Body
BOSTON, MA - A convicted killer is convinced he is...
Published : 01.28.2000

Rate: 3.03
Accused Bank Robber Drops Name
SALT LAKE CITY - It wouldn´t be surprising i...
Published : 01.27.2000

Rate: 3.05
Wife Sues For Divorce After Sexual Rebuff
BALTIMORE, MD - A wacky newlywed attacked her husb...
Published : 01.26.2000

Rate: 3.05
Haunted House Too Scary
ORLANDO - A woman suing Universal Studios contends...
Published : 01.25.2000

Rate: 3.02
Werewolf in London Nabbed Again
LONDON, England - Bill Ramsey has a problem. He ha...
Published : 01.24.2000

Rate: 2.87
Don´t Miss This Great Festival
FRUITA, Colorado - It´s not too early to beg...
Published : 01.23.2000

Rate: 3.20
Ice Cream Virgin Draws Crowd
HOUSTON - In a world where image and political correctness take an increasing toll on religion...
Published : 01.19.2000

Rate: 2.72
Delinquent Mom Lands In Pokey Over Library Books
LOS ANGELES, CA - Most people know about the forme...
Published : 01.19.2000

Rate: 2.94
Goofy Disney Exec Remains Jailed For Porn
LOS ANGELES, CA - Most people know about the forme...
Published : 01.17.2000

Rate: 3.06
The Cat With Three Testicles
January 3, 2000 - A ginger tomcat has made a small...
Published : 01.16.2000

Rate: 3.33
Birdman Of Paris
PARIS, France - Truth is always stranger than fict...
Published : 01.15.2000

Rate: 3.46
Mayor Won't Quit After Killing Puppy
My question is, why did he think that hitting a...
Published : 01.15.2000

Rate: 2.95
To You It´s Pig Waste - To Me It´s Clean, Clear Water
DENMARK - In the spirit of an environmentally safe...
Published : 01.14.2000

Rate: 3.43
UFO Tower Plans OK'd in Colorado
Sagauche, Colo. (AP) - Sagauche County commissioners have approved a...
Published : 01.14.2000

Rate: 3.01
Elvis' Report Card Auctioned for $8,000
Las Vegas (AP) - His sixth-grade report card didn't show...
Published : 01.13.2000

Rate: 2.99
political suicide
Fla. politician suggests crucifying inmate - A fed-up...
Published : 01.12.2000

Rate: 3.22
Stinking Klingons Like Cats in Kansas
Consider the following excerpt from an article by Dave Ranney...
Published : 01.11.2000

Rate: 3.39
Show And Tell In Anatomy Class
LOS ANGELES, California - Just when you thought pu...
Published : 01.10.2000

Rate: 3.38
Where's The Beef
Here 2 news articles about a steer trying stave off...
Published : 01.10.2000

Rate: 3.00
Zealot Loses To Gravity
JAKARTA, Indonesia - A man charged with murder tho...
Published : 01.09.2000

Rate: 2.98
Death Is Banned In Spanish Village
I want to know ow are they going to punish...
Published : 01.09.2000

Rate: 2.85
Woman Lands $700K In Bank SNAFU
Susan Madakor, 40, a single mother who lives in public housing, discovered ...
Published : 01.08.2000

Rate: 3.44
Son Leaves Dead Mother in Chair for 5 Years
ELIZABETH, Indiana (AP) -- A man upset over the prospect...
Published : 01.08.2000

Rate: 3.18
Japanese Monster Claims Canadian Victim
The infuriatingly collectible Pokemon, one of the hottest sensations...
Published : 01.07.2000

Rate: 3.17
Sex Change Doctor on trial for Murder
Sex-change doctor guilty of second-degree murder
Published : 01.07.2000

Rate: 1.48
Burglar May Have Gotten Stuck
Skeleton Found in Store Chimney Burglar May Have Gotten Stuck, Police...
Published : 01.06.2000

Rate: 3.28
Bad Luck
Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp,Belgium, a thief fled...
Published : 01.05.2000

Rate: 3.38

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