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34,526 articles November 23, 2009 558,338 postings




for 11/1999
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Locks on House Changed - and Changed Back - in Eviction Mix-Up
After Rosa Pierce left her home recently to take her husband to work...
Published : 11.30.1999

Rate: 3.09
Husband and Wife Switch Places With Sex Change
A Hungarian husband and wife in the western city of Szekesfehervar have decided...
Published : 11.29.1999

Rate: 3.16
Senior Citizens Given Book on Parenting Before Wedding
Ninety-year-old Max Gordon and his 82-year-old bride-to-be Mollie Levy got a bit of a shock...
Published : 11.28.1999

Rate: 2.98
Stephen King Buys Van That Hit Him
Horror writer Stephen King, who was seriously injured when he was struck by a...
Published : 11.27.1999

Rate: 3.24
Man Forced to Stay 11 Years at Paris Airport Now Won't Leave
No I did not make this one up it is...
Published : 11.26.1999

Rate: 3.46
eBay Auction Goes Up in Smoke
They're at it again on eBay. Sounds like a...
Published : 11.25.1999

Rate: 3.07
Police Say Cat Killings Raise Fears for Humans
This one is for you Roger, you haven't been making...
Published : 11.24.1999

Rate: 2.95
Tax Credits Denied To 4 Prison 'Beggars'
Four prison inmates who claimed they earned...
Published : 11.23.1999

Rate: 2.74
Brazillian Congressman Faces Expulsion, Long List of Charges
And we think politics in America are screwed up. ...
Published : 11.22.1999

Rate: 3.09
Bicyclist Is Victim of 6 Hit-and-Runs
I guess people don't stop for anything on the freeway...
Published : 11.21.1999

Rate: 3.07
The King's Auction Has Princely Bids
More news from the Elvis Presley Memorial Garage Sale in...
Published : 11.19.1999

Rate: 3.25
Woman Uses Magazines In Attempt to Get Even
I bet she could get a job with Publisher's Clearing...
Published : 11.18.1999

Rate: 3.44
Millenium Clocks Tick Some Off
Actually if the Postal Service would invest in speeding up...
Published : 11.17.1999

Rate: 3.10
Newspaper Closing Prompts Lawsuits
This just proves that there are way too many lawyers. Honolulu...
Published : 11.16.1999

Rate: 2.63
Revealing Love
I don't know which is stupider. Pamela Anderson and...
Published : 11.15.1999

Rate: 2.80
Burning question for a Spice Girl
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED ON TALK RADIO. Posh Spice interview...
Published : 11.14.1999

Rate: 2.82
Man In Hole
Man Arrested After Hiding in a Hole for 12 Years...
Published : 11.13.1999

Rate: 3.09
Darwin Awards
It's that time of year again!! Latest Darwin Award nominees: (the...
Published : 11.12.1999

Rate: 3.25
More Darwin Awards
Here are some more entries for the 1999 Darwin Awards....
Published : 11.11.1999

Rate: 3.48
Scots need your sperm!
Anybody got any extra? Dwindling supply spurs import of sperm LONDON...
Published : 11.10.1999

Rate: 3.38
Pinky Tuscadero Off The Hook
Are Happy Days finally ahead for Pinky Tuscadero? Actress Roz...
Published : 11.09.1999

Rate: 3.08
Company Tenderizes Meat in Explosive Development
Why don't they just cut out the middleman and put...
Published : 11.09.1999

Rate: 3.21
Air Disaster
Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two seater...
Published : 11.08.1999

Rate: 3.46
Drunken Elephants Trample 4 to Death
I once got an elephant drunk. She still wouldn't...
Published : 11.07.1999

Rate: 3.45
Chute Fails in El Capitan Jump
Is this cosmic irony or what? This article brings...
Published : 11.06.1999

Rate: 3.14
Bras Were Conductors in Lightening Deaths
Two women were killed by a bolt...
Published : 11.05.1999

Rate: 3.02
Whoops
Bullet kills bird and youth a bullet that hit a...
Published : 11.04.1999

Rate: 2.94
Athlete Disqualified After 'Sharing' Marathon
An athlete who admitted cheating by running South Africa's Comrades Marathon in...
Published : 11.03.1999

Rate: 3.18
Car Thief Puts Himself In The Picture
A bungling British thief left fingerprints in a car he stole but also something more...
Published : 11.02.1999

Rate: 3.40
Botched Circumcisions Kill Three
Three South African youths have died as a result of botched...
Published : 11.01.1999

Rate: 3.13

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