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#58 A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
One Liners
Q. What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar? A. A flame thrower.
Car Thief Puts Himself In The Picture
A bungling British thief left fingerprints in a car he stole but also something more...
Published : 11.02.1999
Rate: 3.40
Botched Circumcisions Kill Three
Three South African youths have died as a result of botched...
Published : 11.01.1999
Rate: 3.13