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Crash Spills Eight Tons Of Beer On Highway
Eight tons of beer spilled onto a highway after two trucks crashed head-on.
Published : 02.28.1999

Rate: 2.95
Talk about brotherly love!
A 17-year-old boy was sentenced in a Michigan court to six months in jail for...
Published : 02.28.1999

Rate: 2.89
Team Gets Itch To Wash Its Jockstraps
Members of English first division Portsmouth soccer team want to save money by...
Published : 02.27.1999

Rate: 2.95
Artist In Appeal For Women's Underwear
An Irish artist has started an appeal for women in Ireland each to hand over...
Published : 02.27.1999

Rate: 2.98
Women Sue State Over Vibrator Ban
A lawyer asked a federal judge to strike down an Alabama law banning the sale of...
Published : 02.26.1999

Rate: 3.04
Sex-Toy Ban Fuels Lawsuit
A group of women took the state of Alabama to court over a state law that bans...
Published : 02.25.1999

Rate: 2.96
Phone Researcher Dials 'R' For Revenge
A Canadian artist has struck back at people who were rude to him...
Published : 02.25.1999

Rate: 2.94
Dead Man Invites 250 To Funeral Bash
The fact that he was dead did not stop him from throwing the biggest party....
Published : 02.24.1999

Rate: 3.03
Man Died When Power Went Off
An elderly Frenchman who could only breathe with the help of a respirator died when...
Published : 02.24.1999

Rate: 2.87
Tyson in Isolation Cell After Hurling TV
Continuing in our series of stories about fromer heavyweight champions turning to crime ...
Published : 02.24.1999

Rate: 3.04
Riddick Bowe Kidnaps Family
Sentencing in another case were a wealthy pro boxer acts like a common thug ...
Published : 02.23.1999

Rate: 2.98
Couple gave counseling a shot
A husband and wife pulled guns on each other and shot it out at church during...
Published : 02.23.1999

Rate: 3.02
You get what you ask for
Police Shoot Robbery Suspect who Allegedly Asked for it.
Published : 02.23.1999

Rate: 3.05
Film critic Gene Siskel dead at 53
Renowned film critic Gene Siskel has pass away. His services will be held today, Monday, February 22nd, at 3:15, 5:30, 7:15, and 9:30.
Published : 02.22.1999

Rate: 2.98
Plane Lands On U.S. Highway, Taxis Up Exit Ramp
He managed to find a gap in traffic and set the plane down in the southbound lanes...
Published : 02.22.1999

Rate: 3.06
Accountant Arrested In Summer Poisoning
Akihiko Osanai, 43, was arrested on suspicion of spiking water used to make tea with...
Published : 02.22.1999

Rate: 2.99
Man Arrested For Turning Home Into Chicken Coop
A Chicago man was arrested for endangering the life of his children because he had turned his home into a chicken coop.
Published : 02.21.1999

Rate: 3.05
Woman Sentenced For Breaking Into Brad Pitt's Home
Athena Marie Rolando was arrested on Jan. 7 after police found her curled up in Pitt's bed, holding a...
Published : 02.21.1999

Rate: 3.07
Overweight Protesters Slam Fitness Club's Ad
About 25 overweight protesters picketed a San Francisco fitness club Monday to protest...
Published : 02.20.1999

Rate: 3.02
This Mace is for you
State Troopers attempted to protect the WVU marching band from fans who were celebrating so boisterously...
Published : 02.19.1999

Rate: 3.05
Least Competent Criminal
A man robbed an adult video store in Edmonton, Alberta, and at press time was still at large ...
Published : 02.19.1999

Rate: 2.99
Good Shooting !
Jarold Sanchez,23, shot himself in the face in November in Craig, Colo., after...
Published : 02.18.1999

Rate: 2.98
How to get back your Greens Fees
A Connecticut man whose golf shot ricocheted off a yardage marker 10 feet away and...
Published : 02.17.1999

Rate: 3.01
Stupid News Clips
A gun vendor in Oklahoma has been arrested for selling X-rated video tapes...
Published : 02.17.1999

Rate: 2.98
Official Business
Officials in Allen County, Indiana have passed a proposal to charge inmates...
Published : 02.16.1999

Rate: 2.96
Ways to tell your in South Africa
You consider it a good month if you only get mugged once.
Published : 02.16.1999

Rate: 2.97
Grumpy Old Men
A 69-year-old man has been charged with murdering his 73-year-old friend after...
Published : 02.15.1999

Rate: 3.02
Another Stupid Criminal
Vernon Smith was set to appear as the bad guy on an episode of the Ricki Lake Show...
Published : 02.15.1999

Rate: 3.01
Coming And Going At The Same Time
Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch, naked.
Published : 02.14.1999

Rate: 3.08
I Call It A 'Fireball'
Trying to get drunk man mixed gasoline with milk.
Published : 02.14.1999

Rate: 3.03

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