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DarwinAwards: 5 Soldiers 6 Police 0 Brains
Darwin Awards Personal Account(Early 70's, Belfast, N...
Published : 02.29.2000

Rate: 3.57
Teacher Arrested For Treatment Of Student
MONTGOMERY, AL - A junior high school teacher was ...
Published : 02.29.2000

Rate: 3.07
Hit the Floor
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine
Published : 02.28.2000

Rate: 3.47
Come On Ladies Lose ´Em... It´s Legal Now!
GRETNA, Louisiana - In case you were wondering, it...
Published : 02.28.2000

Rate: 3.45
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Underwear, No Service
NEW YORK - Folks in a tightly packed town like Ne...
Published : 02.27.2000

Rate: 3.28
A Little To Quick To Bag And Tag
BOSSIER CITY, La. - An 81-year-old woman who appea...
Published : 02.26.2000

Rate: 2.97
Goldfish in Blenders Spark Outrag
DENMARK - While it doesn´t quite have the ch...
Published : 02.25.2000

Rate: 3.21
Assault With A Carrot?
DETROIT - An 11-year-old boy has been charged with...
Published : 02.24.2000

Rate: 3.06
Unfortunate Husband
Darwin Awards Urban Legend ... This gu...
Published : 02.23.2000

Rate: 1.72
Ohio Man Gets A Piece From Wife
Ohio - On Valentine´s Day, an Ohio woman won...
Published : 02.23.2000

Rate: 3.29
Penis Biting Ferret Faces The Chop
Queensland - A ferret dubbed ´Richard´...
Published : 02.22.2000

Rate: 3.31
What? Are They Goofy!
STOCKHOLM - Sweden´s 1970s chart-topping pop...
Published : 02.21.2000

Rate: 2.98
Police Attempt to Finish Botched Robbery
HONDURAS - After three thieves who attempted to bu...
Published : 02.20.2000

Rate: 3.16
Shine On Harvest Moon
VIENNA - A few years ago Folks, this may not be cu...
Published : 02.19.2000

Rate: 3.16
Man Gets Sentence For Punching Horse
NEW YORK - A New Jersey man found guilty of punch...
Published : 02.18.2000

Rate: 3.06
Dumb Crook Passes Bad Check
WEST MEMPHIS, Arkansas - It wasn´t hard for ...
Published : 02.17.2000

Rate: 3.14
Russian Wife Pierced By Enthusiastic Husband
MOSCOW - Gregori Vanechesky thought he had invente...
Published : 02.16.2000

Rate: 3.28
Packing the Wardrobe
1999 Darwin Awards Personal Account ...
Published : 02.15.2000

Rate: 3.26
Columbian Sisters Get The Fatal Suck
BOGOTA - In a tragic, and truly bizarre case of co...
Published : 02.15.2000

Rate: 2.91
Man survives nail gun shot
A man playing around with a nail gun shot himself in the...
Published : 02.15.2000

Rate: 3.46
This Bud´s For You
PORT O'CONNOR, Texas - Two commercial fishermen ar...
Published : 02.14.2000

Rate: 2.98
Beware of Cat
ROME - A man who kept wild animals in his home in ...
Published : 02.13.2000

Rate: 2.96
PETA Prefers Their Boobs on Ice
NEW YORK, NY - Most men would agree. If women are ...
Published : 02.12.2000

Rate: 3.23
Never Iron Clothes While They´re Being Worn
SOUTHFIELD, Michigan - In the category of *Duh* th...
Published : 02.11.2000

Rate: 3.20
Delinquent Mom Lands In Pokey Over Library Books
CLEARWATER, Florida - We don´t want to put p...
Published : 02.10.2000

Rate: 3.02
You Never Know When You´ll Need A Spare Liver
China - Ah... Capitalism is alive and well in Chin...
Published : 02.09.2000

Rate: 2.88
Children stone santa
A group of children in northern Chile stoned and robbed Santa...
Published : 02.09.2000

Rate: 3.15
Love: Italian Style
TRENTO, Italy - An Italian man who called an eroti...
Published : 02.08.2000

Rate: 3.22
Mugger Has Seen Too Many Jackie Chan Movies
NEW YORK - In a stunt that annoyed and embarrassed...
Published : 02.07.2000

Rate: 3.29
Doctor Sued For Carving Initials On Woman´s Abdomen
NEW YORK - Ladies make if you live in the New York...
Published : 02.06.2000

Rate: 3.25

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