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34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




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Break a Leg
The lone air traffic controller at Bournemouth airport in southern England knew he had...
Published : 03.31.1999

Rate: 2.95
There's Something About Mary
Former Dept. of Transportation Inspector General Mary Schiavo resigned from her post after...
Published : 03.30.1999

Rate: 2.92
Boobs to Go
A man who stole his mother's credit card to pay for his girlfriend's breast enlargement...
Published : 03.28.1999

Rate: 2.96
Retarted Due To Not Enough ZZZZ's
A researcher in England claims that Britons are missing too much sleep and risk becoming mentally retarded.
Published : 03.27.1999

Rate: 2.99
Automatic Condom Machine
A 20-year-old man in Thisted, northwestern Denmark, who bought a condom from a vending machine in a bar got his finger stuck in the dispensing mechanism ...
Published : 03.26.1999

Rate: 2.88
Condom Thieves
Two teenaged boys in Fuerstenfeldbruck, Germany, too embarrassed to buy condoms openly, went into a gas station with stockings over their heads ...
Published : 03.25.1999

Rate: 3.14
Electric Ladder
A Centerton, Arkanasas man recently attempted to remedy a situation with his home's power supply ...
Published : 03.24.1999

Rate: 3.03
Boy Misbehaves, Mom Strikes Match
A woman has been arrested for lighting her 7-year-old son's shirt on fire...
Published : 03.22.1999

Rate: 2.74
My Kind of Mom
A mother who admitted to allowing a male stripper to perform at her teen-age daughter's party...
Published : 03.21.1999

Rate: 3.20
School Of Hard Knocks... To The Knoggin
A high school may go to prison for up to seven years for ...
Published : 03.20.1999

Rate: 3.10
Custom Castrations Done On Premise
A man pleaded guilty to practicing medicine without a license for performing castrations in his apartment.
Published : 03.19.1999

Rate: 3.02
What a blast!
Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming fourth of July holiday and wanted to apparently test fire some fireworks...
Published : 03.18.1999

Rate: 3.05
Cement Poisoning
A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps to jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said.
Published : 03.18.1999

Rate: 3.09
You've Got The Thong Guy
Miami University officials didn't want to see that much of G. Roger Davis...
Published : 03.17.1999

Rate: 2.94
Couch Potato
A professor and two Ohio University students upset with a ban against couches on outside porches said they have enough signatures to put a couch referendum on the November ballot.
Published : 03.17.1999

Rate: 2.96
Governor Porn
Mel Carnahan's official Web site for kids offered his smaller constituents links to really cool book reviews, fun facts, coloring books, board games - and porn.
Published : 03.16.1999

Rate: 3.01
Here Kitty
A New Jersey man faces animal cruelty charges after police found a cat boiling on his stove...
Published : 03.16.1999

Rate: 2.87
Honk If You Love Me
When Buster Mitchell's girlfriend walked out on him...
Published : 03.15.1999

Rate: 3.08
Thrill-Seeking Teens Dunk Tampons In Vodka
Some teen-age Finnish girls are experimenting with tampons dipped in...
Published : 03.12.1999

Rate: 3.01
Car Dies, Man Shoots It
Boyd Kelly, 39, was so incensed when his car died on him that he...
Published : 03.12.1999

Rate: 2.92
Don't Vacuum Up Mom!
Leaving her mother lying on the floor for a week and even vacuuming around the elderly...
Published : 03.11.1999

Rate: 2.87
Undertaker Takes Hand For Voodoo Ritual
She cut the hand from a corpse as part of a voodoo ritual...
Published : 03.11.1999

Rate: 3.10
If Coke Was Like Microsoft
After the recent anti-trust hearings, Bill Gates recently compared the software market with the soft drink market. He says ...
Published : 03.10.1999

Rate: 3.01
Charles Manson Teaches Political Science
Manson will assist to re-stage the trial in which he was found guilty...
Published : 03.09.1999

Rate: 2.94
Was that Villain or Villian?
Lee Williams wanted to show the world what kind of guy he...
Published : 03.09.1999

Rate: 3.05
Dough brains
A resident of San Diego went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries...
Published : 03.09.1999

Rate: 1.99
A Fight Over Shit
An argument between two men over a proposed sewer line in a small ...
Published : 03.08.1999

Rate: 3.77
A Costly Pie in the Face
Three activists convicted of battery for creaming San Francisco Mayor ...
Published : 03.08.1999

Rate: 2.88
Pager Get Man 90 Minutes In Chair
When Mr. Brown's pager sounded in Court, Judge Paul Feinman reacted by having Brown...
Published : 03.07.1999

Rate: 2.90
Don't Mess With Magilla
Fleeing from police, Isaac Mofokeng ran blindly into the local zoo and ...
Published : 03.07.1999

Rate: 3.01

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