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34,533 articles November 25, 2009 558,340 postings




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Flying Doghouse, Complete With Dog
When Pamela Bowers looked out of her kitchen window she was stunned to see her border...
Published : 04.30.1999

Rate: 3.06
Airline Says It Was Forced To Kill 440 Squirrels
KLM Royal Dutch Airlines said Tuesday it had been forced to put down 440...
Published : 04.29.1999

Rate: 2.97
Just Joking Said the Carjacker
A would-be carjacker jumped into the vehicle of an...
Published : 04.28.1999

Rate: 3.03
Bus Kills Hippo On Highway
A wandering hippopotamus was killed after being struck by a passenger bus...
Published : 04.27.1999

Rate: 2.09
Saved By The Bell
Brazil has one of the world's worst telephone systems, but Brazilian...
Published : 04.26.1999

Rate: 3.01
Burgers, Fries, Cocaine To Go?
The night manager of a Marin County Burger King was arrested for allegedly...
Published : 04.25.1999

Rate: 3.01
Would-Be Thief Hangs Himself In Break-In
A man died when his sweater got caught around his neck as he tried to...
Published : 04.24.1999

Rate: 2.98
Florida Government is Looking for Exotic Dancers
The state of Florida is advertising for exotic dancers...
Published : 04.23.1999

Rate: 2.99
Shocked Man Rings Up $43 Million Phone Bill
A Sao Paulo resident reeled when his bank rang him over his March...
Published : 04.23.1999

Rate: 3.00
Cat-Astrophe
A 12-year old boy discovered a bag of cement, thought it was cool stuff and proceeded to feed the family kitten...
Published : 04.22.1999

Rate: 2.86
School Bans Nude Olympics
The Princeton University Board of Trustees has voted to ban the...
Published : 04.22.1999

Rate: 2.99
Top Circus Trainer Fined For Beating Chimpanzee
World famous circus trainer Mary Chipperfield was fined $12,030 after...
Published : 04.21.1999

Rate: 2.72
Army Buys Same Size Bras For 500 Women
Women serving in the Danish army are furious over the military's purchase...
Published : 04.20.1999

Rate: 3.03
Couple In 30-Hour Kiss For World Record
An Israeli couple kissed for 30 hours and 45 minutes in what a spokeswoman said...
Published : 04.19.1999

Rate: 3.04
Schoolboy Oblivious To Pencil In Lung
A British schoolboy carried on enjoying life for six weeks oblivious to...
Published : 04.18.1999

Rate: 2.94
Waiter, There's Poison In My Donkey Soup
A Chinese court has sentenced a restaurant owner to death for poisoning the...
Published : 04.17.1999

Rate: 3.08
Vacuum Cleaner Saves Choking Man
An 80-year-old Japanese man choking on ''devil's tongue'' was saved by a...
Published : 04.16.1999

Rate: 2.89
Pamela Anderson Say It Ain't So
Download goddess and sometime actress Pamela Anderson Lee has elected to liquidate a portion of her considerable assets ...
Published : 04.15.1999

Rate: 3.10
Thief Makes It Easy For Police
A thief robbed a taxi driver of his mobile phone but was caught because...
Published : 04.15.1999

Rate: 2.86
Darryl Strawberry
Possession of cocaine and soliciting a prostitute ...
Published : 04.15.1999

Rate: 2.99
Watch Out For Flying Urine
Spectators at the World Youth championship have been told to beware of flying...
Published : 04.14.1999

Rate: 3.00
Motorist Dragged By Train Dials For Help
A woman escaped serious injury after her car was bumped by another vehicle into...
Published : 04.13.1999

Rate: 3.04
Where Has All The Lipstick Gone?
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem.
Published : 04.13.1999

Rate: 3.04
Overcharged Customers Chop Strip-Club Waiter
Four Chinese nationals were in police custody in Athens after attacking a Greek...
Published : 04.12.1999

Rate: 2.99
U.S. Judge Voids Law Against Vibrators
A federal judge struck down an Alabama law that banned the sale of...
Published : 04.11.1999

Rate: 3.03
Man Rescued From Flagpole
A helicopter rescued a Swiss man stranded atop a flagpole, alpine rescue...
Published : 04.10.1999

Rate: 2.94
Man Caught Masturbating Wins Appeal
A man convicted of masturbating in public has received a helping hand...
Published : 04.09.1999

Rate: 2.94
Man Wins Lottery Drinks Himself to Death
An unemployed German, celebrated in the popular press as ``Lotto Lothar...
Published : 04.08.1999

Rate: 3.13
Motorist Ticketed For Sex Drive
Drivers beware: unsafe sex is a punishable offence on Israel's highways...
Published : 04.07.1999

Rate: 3.03
Sex In Garage Proves Fatal For Two
Romanian first division soccer player Mario Bugeanu and his girlfriend died of...
Published : 04.06.1999

Rate: 3.04

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