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Couple Dies After Having Sex In Hearse
A young Mexican couple sneaked into a back of a hearse to have sex but...
Published : 05.31.1999

Rate: 2.98
You Found A Bottle Where?
A Honduran fisherman woke up after a drunken binge to find somebody had...
Published : 05.30.1999

Rate: 3.08
Students Demand the Right to Cheat on Tests
More than 10,000 Bangladesh students sitting college final exams have been expelled for...
Published : 05.29.1999

Rate: 2.99
Runaway Train Takes 500 For A Ride
An Argentine train without a driver but with 500 passengers on board rushed out of...
Published : 05.28.1999

Rate: 3.11
Amusement Park Bounces Boy For Illegal Belching
Joey Ramirez, 14, has belched his way into the bad books at Six Flags Marine World...
Published : 05.27.1999

Rate: 2.97
Stripping Stewardess Gives Airline Great Exposure
British Airways has decided the stewardess who made headlines by stripping to her...
Published : 05.26.1999

Rate: 2.92
Nap Proves Costly To Gas Station Attendant
A poorly timed nap taught a Spanish gas station attendant the high price of...
Published : 05.25.1999

Rate: 2.56
Rocker Fined For 'Mooning' Prime Minister
A rock star who bared his backside to a music awards show audience that included...
Published : 05.24.1999

Rate: 2.56
Here Kitty...Kitty
Two elderly people got out of their car at a safari park in southeast Spain and...
Published : 05.23.1999

Rate: 2.97
Wager Gives New Meaning To 'Landing Strip'
British Airways said it was investigating reports that a stewardess staged her own...
Published : 05.22.1999

Rate: 3.07
Women Bare All To Protest War
Five women protesting NATO action in Yugoslavia startled people lining up to...
Published : 05.21.1999

Rate: 2.99
Hard Luck For Motorists Wanting Vanity Plate
British transport officials decided the vehicle number plate was too rude...
Published : 05.20.1999

Rate: 3.02
Snake Charmer's Luck Runs Out
A Thai snake charmer's luck ran out Monday when a python he had captured from...
Published : 05.19.1999

Rate: 2.92
Supermarket Links Melon Sales To Breasts
Britain's biggest supermarket chain has asked growers to supply smaller melons after...
Published : 05.18.1999

Rate: 2.88
Parents Stow Baby In Locker, Go To Dinner
A Japanese couple left their five-month old baby girl in a coin locker while...
Published : 05.17.1999

Rate: 3.08
Something Unexpected Emerges From Diaper
When Jill Furlough went to check on her sleeping 11-month-old baby Joshua, she was horrified to see...
Published : 05.12.1999

Rate: 2.77
Blind Man Arrested For Driving
Argentine police arrested a blind man driving a pickup truck with the help of...
Published : 05.11.1999

Rate: 2.92
Hey Brother, Can You Spare An ATM Card?
An advocate for the homeless in San Francisco, Calif., has proposed that...
Published : 05.10.1999

Rate: 3.10
Principal Gets Stoned - Students Arrested
More than 100 South African high school students were arrested after they...
Published : 05.09.1999

Rate: 3.04
Woman Hit By Baseball Gets Millions
A Florida woman whose nose was broken by a baseball thrown by a pitcher named...
Published : 05.08.1999

Rate: 2.95
Hitchhiking Robbery Suspect Gets Ride
A man who allegedly shot a woman during an armed robbery went hitchhiking in a...
Published : 05.07.1999

Rate: 2.98
Escapee Pops Back To Jail For A Visit
There were red faces in the New Zealand prison service when an escaped inmate...
Published : 05.06.1999

Rate: 3.01
He Lifts Beer Keg With His Whiskers
A Lithuanian brewer put his 32-cm long (12.60 inches) beard to good use when he...
Published : 05.05.1999

Rate: 2.88
Cooler Full Of Cash
Authorities rushed to a Miami-area hotel this week after a guest's cooler flipped open...
Published : 05.04.1999

Rate: 3.05
Cough If You Think I'm Guilty
An innocent man was locked up by mistake when a juror in a Welsh court...
Published : 05.03.1999

Rate: 3.07
Airline Apologizes For Squirrel Slaughter
KLM Royal Dutch Airlines apologized for forcing over 400 imported ground squirrels...
Published : 05.02.1999

Rate: 3.05
School Warns Students About 'Naked Mile'
University of Michigan officials are urging students to keep their clothes on...
Published : 05.01.1999

Rate: 3.08

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