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"The more money they have in their more pockets — in their pockets, themore likely it is that somebody will find work."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks to theGOP Resort from the Greenbriar Resort," Feb. 9, 2003
 
 

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"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big joke on me."
— Robert Frost
 
 

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Check and Go...Directly to Jail
PLANTATION, Florida - Alfred Fiser will check his pockets a little mo...
Published : 07.31.2000

Rate: 3.17
Fishing For Booze?
Olaf Iversen thought he had made the catch of the season...
Published : 07.31.2000

Rate: 3.07
Electrofying Sex Toy II
What is with these cow heart electrocution stories?...
Published : 07.30.2000

Rate: 2.91
Find The Million Dollar Cockroach
MIDLAND PARK, NJ - Everyone is getting Millionaire fever these days an...
Published : 07.30.2000

Rate: 2.67
Electrofying Sex Toy
A teenage Knoxville boy read...
Published : 07.29.2000

Rate: 3.07
Stop The Trial... I´m In Labor
BOSTON - Pregnant ladies in trouble with the law, listen up! A woman ...
Published : 07.29.2000

Rate: 2.92
Shot in Head, Driver Goes to Police Station
LOS ANGELES - A man drove himself to a police station early Monday aft...
Published : 07.28.2000

Rate: 3.25
Life In A Vacuum
There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch...
Published : 07.28.2000

Rate: 2.68
Retiree Drives Across Country In Golf Cart
Somewhere Between Connecticut And California - What do you do if you&a...
Published : 07.27.2000

Rate: 3.08
Vigilante Granny
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off...
Published : 07.27.2000

Rate: 3.29
Alien Fetish?
WASHINGTON, DC - The Center For UFO Studies (CUFOS) has compiled a lis...
Published : 07.26.2000

Rate: 3.27
Here Comes The Bride...In a Trashmobile
LONDON - Instead of a white stallion, bride Sonia Chamberlain´s ...
Published : 07.25.2000

Rate: 3.29
Woman Shocked At Husband´s Work
ROME - How do you stop your wife from enjoying herself with her favori...
Published : 07.24.2000

Rate: 3.35
E-I E-I Uh-Oh
STUART, Florida - Two Florida pig farmers and a Florida golf resort wi...
Published : 07.23.2000

Rate: 3.36
Who Wants Jet Boots? We Want Jet Boots!
MOSCOW - You would think these little gems came out of Japan, but the ...
Published : 07.22.2000

Rate: 3.16
Left-Handers Born To Be Homosexuals Say Canadians
TORONTO - A study recently published in PsychologyBulletin, finds homo...
Published : 07.21.2000

Rate: 2.99
Bankruptcy Has Its Benefits
MOUNTAIN HOME, Arkansas - I guess you could say Frank Wallis luck has ...
Published : 07.20.2000

Rate: 3.44
Bending a Not-So-Deaf Ear
DENVER, Colorado - Angry wife Della Drimland has filed for divorce aft...
Published : 07.19.2000

Rate: 3.18
I´m Sorry What Was Your Name?
DUESSELDORF, Germany - Here´s a story that is bizarre in many wa...
Published : 07.18.2000

Rate: 2.94
And the Wiener is
NEW YORK - Kazutoyo the Rabbit Arai must have wished he had an Oscar ...
Published : 07.17.2000

Rate: 2.91
Russian Truckers Know How To Party
KIEV -- A Russian trucker stopped by Ukrainian customs ...
Published : 07.17.2000

Rate: 3.11
No More Little Piggies
A Palastinian women lost all five toes on her right foot after she...
Published : 07.17.2000

Rate: 3.06
Hot Pants Really Are Hot
BOSTON, Massachusetts - In keeping with today´s column, researc...
Published : 07.16.2000

Rate: 2.94
Fired Pizza Maker Demands Dough
BLACKWOOD, England - Fired pizza maker Carole Simpson was in no mood t...
Published : 07.15.2000

Rate: 3.16
Prostitutes Can Dress Down For Their Job
MADRID - If you´re involved in the world´s oldest professi...
Published : 07.14.2000

Rate: 3.07
PETA Tackles The Packers
GREEN BAY, Wis. - The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals said...
Published : 07.13.2000

Rate: 3.44
British Government Goes To Pot
Police made a surprising discovery outside the seat of government...
Published : 07.13.2000

Rate: 3.09
PETA Peeved by Parody
NORFOLK, Va. - It was truly a case of a man eat dog world when an anim...
Published : 07.12.2000

Rate: 3.35
Hamster Lured From Mercedes Benz With Sex
The owner of a luxury Mercedes Benz found his car ...
Published : 07.12.2000

Rate: 2.97
Preacher Packs A Whollup
ADELAIDE, Australia - Preacher, Sterling Tillotson needed to get his w...
Published : 07.11.2000

Rate: 3.41

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