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Stolen Horses End Up On Menus?
A number of duped Australian horse owners allegedly handed over their animals for racing trials, not knowing....
Published : 08.31.1999

Rate: 3.10
The Archaeological Find
We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to...
Published : 08.30.1999

Rate: 3.24
Man Sentenced For Forced Marriage To Niece
A man who took his underage niece as his 15th wife was sentenced to....
Published : 08.30.1999

Rate: 2.88
Woman Awakens From Coma, Has Twins
A pregnant woman who spent nearly a month in a coma stunned doctors when she....
Published : 08.29.1999

Rate: 3.06
'Kofi Mug' Not Amusing
The United Nations is not amused by a pun on the first name of Secretary-General Kofi Annan used in....
Published : 08.28.1999

Rate: 3.06
Worker Makes $118,000 In 'Psychic' Calls
A secretary in the Los Angeles County Mental Health Department pleaded guilty to....
Published : 08.27.1999

Rate: 3.06
Jellyfish Gum Up Works At Nuclear Plant
A nuclear plant in Japan has been forced to slash its power generation after a swarm of jellyfish....
Published : 08.26.1999

Rate: 2.97
Scuba Fans To Tie Knot In Shark Tank
A British couple obsessed with deep-sea diving are to exchange marriage vows in front of a congregation of....
Published : 08.25.1999

Rate: 2.93
Police Seek Iguana Spurned By Hotel Cashier
German police said they were looking for an escaped iguana, which a man had earlier tried to use as....
Published : 08.24.1999

Rate: 2.98
Seven Hurt When Train Hits Buffaloes
At least seven people were injured when a Malaysian passenger train hit two buffaloes and....
Published : 08.23.1999

Rate: 2.94
A Real Shootout On The Links
Brazil's smooth-talking Central Bank chief Arminio Fraga found himself dodging more than reporters' questions....
Published : 08.22.1999

Rate: 2.93
Bull Run Leaves Former Leader Out Of Pocket
Former Australian prime minister Malcolm Fraser was ordered to pay more than A$400,000 (US$264,000)....
Published : 08.21.1999

Rate: 2.96
Toilet Users In The Hot Seat?
Users of Japan's high-tech toilets, which are equipped with heated seats and....
Published : 08.20.1999

Rate: 3.05
Florida Whale Victim A Drifter Who Likely Drowned
A man found dead and naked on the back of a killer whale in a tank at SeaWorld....
Published : 08.19.1999

Rate: 3.14
Play It Again, Sam
A match to promote goodwill among fierce rugby rivals Japan and South Korea got off on a bad note when....
Published : 08.18.1999

Rate: 2.93
'If We Meet Face To Face, You Shoot First...'
Oscar Ramirez Martinez, a retired army general, cannot recall his son's birthday....
Published : 08.17.1999

Rate: 2.28
Worker Wins Compensation For Being Promoted
A British office worker was awarded more than $100,000 in compensation for job-related stress because she....
Published : 08.16.1999

Rate: 3.13
Dog Freezer Lands In Jail
A British dog breeder who kept the corpses of dead puppies in her freezer to later....
Published : 08.15.1999

Rate: 3.01
Filipinos Urged To Suppress Their, Uh, Urges
Overwhelmed by the number of children at a crowded subsidized housing project, President Joseph Estrada told Filipinos....
Published : 08.14.1999

Rate: 3.01
Athlete Offered Spicy Honeymoon Down Under
An Australian entrepreneur has offered to pay for David Beckham and Posh Spice's honeymoon if....
Published : 08.13.1999

Rate: 2.90
The Amish And A Motorcycle Gang
A U.S. District judge sentenced two Amish men to a year in prison for....
Published : 08.12.1999

Rate: 3.11
Smelly Grannies Convey That Happy Mood
It's not the latest French perfume or a new air freshener but the name coined by....
Published : 08.11.1999

Rate: 3.01
Women's Underwear Named What?
A German entrepreneur Launched a range of women's underwear and perfumes carrying the name....
Published : 08.10.1999

Rate: 3.19
Crocodiles A 'Water Hazard' For Australian Golfers
Golfers at one of Australia's most exclusive tropical resorts are taking the course's....
Published : 08.09.1999

Rate: 3.04
Man Charged With Assault In Latest Fish Beating
A worker on a fishing boat has been charged with assault with a dead weapon....
Published : 08.08.1999

Rate: 2.96
88 heads in a duffle bag
Eighty-eight human skulls are found in a bag abandoned at a railway station ticketing office in....
Published : 08.07.1999

Rate: 3.07
Robbers Pitch Stolen Tent Next To Owner
Two men who stole a trailer-tent from a car park in a Reykjavik suburb were arrested after....
Published : 08.06.1999

Rate: 1.74
For Congress, The Proof Is In The Pudding
Will the House give the Senate its just desserts?....
Published : 08.05.1999

Rate: 2.83
Charges Dropped Against What's His Name
John Warnock, or Clarence Joyce Jr., or Wayne Hutchings -- or whoever he is....
Published : 08.04.1999

Rate: 3.00
Obedient Robber Gives Bank Teller ID Card
An obedient east German bank robber was arrested after agreeing to....
Published : 08.02.1999

Rate: 2.94

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