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for 9/1999
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Rangers: More Guns Entering Yellowstone
Honest Mr. Ranger, Sir, he was going for my picinic...
Published : 09.30.1999

Rate: 2.91
Man Caught in Condom Vending Machine
I wonder if he ever got laid? Madrid, Spain...
Published : 09.29.1999

Rate: 3.12
Austrailian Nutritionist Says Passing Gas Good for You
Wellington, New Zealand (Reuters): It may not be socially...
Published : 09.28.1999

Rate: 3.18
The Great Escape-Latin Style
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (Nandotimes): Nearly 100 prisoners escaped...
Published : 09.27.1999

Rate: 3.05
Too Much Junk Causes Trouble
One from my neck of the woods. Come on,...
Published : 09.26.1999

Rate: 3.01
Family Watches New Home Go Up in Flames
Ain't life a bitch...Sturbridge, Massachusetts - As Bill Emrich...
Published : 09.25.1999

Rate: 2.85
Lucky's Wild Ride
At least here's an animal story with a happy ending Benton...
Published : 09.24.1999

Rate: 2.99
Fire-breathing Topless Woman Causes Power Outage
I can't think of anything to say about this one...
Published : 09.23.1999

Rate: 2.34
Baby Listings Pulled from Online Auction
They're at it again on eBay, wonder what someone will...
Published : 09.22.1999

Rate: 2.98
Suspect Sues Sweden Over Failed Escape
A Swedish man accused of theft has a novel theory about...
Published : 09.20.1999

Rate: 3.16
Toilet Paper Theive Make a Clean Getaway
Thieves made a clean getaway after stealing...
Published : 09.16.1999

Rate: 3.03
Dog Gets Unique Memorial
Some former mayors might be remembered with...
Published : 09.15.1999

Rate: 3.40
Service Helps Those with Bad Breath
A little more tactful than, Did you just eat a...
Published : 09.13.1999

Rate: 2.99
Sibling Rivalry Reaches New Highs
Air Force pilots Ken and Katie...
Published : 09.12.1999

Rate: 2.86
Bank Robber Arrested for Urinating in Public
A man who was picked up for urinating in public was...
Published : 09.11.1999

Rate: 3.09
Man Gets Appology for Good Journey
British train passenger Stevan Walton...
Published : 09.10.1999

Rate: 3.02
Interesting Way to Beat the Watering Ban
Maybe he should just put in astroturf...
Published : 09.09.1999

Rate: 2.98
Man Walking Across Africa Robbed 12 Miles Into His Journey
A South African man on a marathon trek...
Published : 09.08.1999

Rate: 3.02
Town Gets First Stoplight
After years of stop-and-go planning,...
Published : 09.07.1999

Rate: 2.99
NYC Official Warns Of Person Killing Birds
Yeah, but feel free to gun people down in the...
Published : 09.06.1999

Rate: 3.01
Slain Wife Buried In Another's Casket
A funeral home director fatally stabbed...
Published : 09.05.1999

Rate: 3.00
Animal Rights Activists Fight 'Crush' Vidoes
There has been some sick stuff on this website, but none as sick as this
Published : 09.04.1999

Rate: 2.98
Kidney Auction on the Internet Halted
The bidding for a human kidney offered on the Internet auction site eBay hit $5.7 million ...
Published : 09.03.1999

Rate: 3.04
'Cursing Canoeist' Must Do Community Service
The 'cursing canoeist' was ordered...
Published : 09.03.1999

Rate: 3.00
6% of Users Addicted to Internet
If you're reading this at 3 am, you're probably one...
Published : 09.02.1999

Rate: 3.02
Death of the Doughboy
Doughboy Dead at 71...
Published : 09.01.1999

Rate: 3.01

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