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Cat Nap Not So Purrr-fect for Burglar
Bartlett, New Hampshire - Falling asleep on the job couldn´t hav...
Published : 09.30.2000

Rate: 3.45
Nude Hitchhiker Pinched By Cops
GASTONIA, N.C. - A 43-year-old female hitchhiker got a free ride to ja...
Published : 09.29.2000

Rate: 3.00
A Cursing Cutie
COLUMBIA, South Carolina - Mary Ann and Steven Martin thought they wer...
Published : 09.28.2000

Rate: 2.74
Grand-Slam Surgery Scores Big Points
NEW ENGLAND - There were enough organs to go around when four patients...
Published : 09.27.2000

Rate: 3.20
Man Receives $310,000 for Disturbing the Peace
CHICAGO - Jeffrey Marthon, 54, will receive $310,000 from his condo...
Published : 09.26.2000

Rate: 3.16
21-Year-Old Babe On Bond for Bagging Underage Boy
CONYERS, Georgia - The Department of Family and Children´s Servi...
Published : 09.25.2000

Rate: 2.43
60 Gallons and Still Pumping
ST PAUL, Minnesota - Harry Loomer, aka Bloody Harry, earned the rare 6...
Published : 09.24.2000

Rate: 1.85
The Road Rage Special of the Week
POWELL, Tennessee - In an effort to combat anti-gun campaigners, a use...
Published : 09.23.2000

Rate: 3.25
Canadian Prime Minister Gets a Pie in the Puss
PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND, Canada - Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretian r...
Published : 09.22.2000

Rate: 3.34
Revenge Of The Apes
PILANA, India - Here is a story that will soon hit the Discovery Chann...
Published : 09.21.2000

Rate: 2.11
Male Surprise In The Mail
HEILBRONN, Germany - Move over Lorraine Bobbit. There is a new snip in...
Published : 09.20.2000

Rate: 2.64
What a Difference a Day Can Make
FORDYCE, Arkansas - One day will get you twenty, or it could for an in...
Published : 09.18.2000

Rate: 1.64
The Olympic Torch
He would prefer that, given the choice, to a sawed-off ...
Published : 09.16.2000

Rate: 3.35
Going Overboard
NICE, France - A 47-year-old French woman will be sure to wear a life ...
Published : 09.15.2000

Rate: 1.94
Football Sized Tumor Removed From Man's Face
MIAMI, Florida - Doctors at the University of Miami/Jackson Memorial H...
Published : 09.14.2000

Rate: 2.13
Iowa Man Forced to Prove His Manhood
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - He walks like a man, talks like a man, however it...
Published : 09.13.2000

Rate: 3.11
Caught Left-Handed
TAIPEI - You have to give this Taiwan insurance salesman a hand for or...
Published : 09.12.2000

Rate: 2.83
Bobby Knight Fired
And we can show direct evidence that constitutes part of the reason why ...
Published : 09.11.2000

Rate: 3.45
Going Overboard
NICE, France - A 47-year-old French woman will be sure to wear a life ...
Published : 09.11.2000

Rate: 2.19
Woman Freed After Being Trapped Head Over Heels in Car
FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida - After being trapped in her upside-down car ...
Published : 09.10.2000

Rate: 3.01
The Geriatric Crusader Saves the Day
VANCOUVER - A 74-year-old man is being hailed as a hero for thwarting ...
Published : 09.09.2000

Rate: 3.25
What A Way To Die
DRAYTON, Ontario - Three farm workers got in over their heads when the...
Published : 09.08.2000

Rate: 3.26
Up the Creek Without a Paddle or a Clue
LONDON, England - A 56-year-old amateur sailor should seriously consid...
Published : 09.07.2000

Rate: 2.92
Emergency Landing On Truck Complete Surprise to Pilot
CHILOQUIN, Oregon - Howard Hamer, 63, had just taken off from the airp...
Published : 09.06.2000

Rate: 3.41
Man Bypasses Sleep Throughout Heart Surgery
MIAMI, Florida - A 61-year-old man stayed awake for the entire 4-hour,...
Published : 09.05.2000

Rate: 2.65
One-Armed Woodchopper Allowed to Compete
CANBERRA, Australia - How much wood could a woodchopper chop if a wood...
Published : 09.04.2000

Rate: 2.80
Policeman No Friend to Parrot
ATHENS, Greece - A parrot outside a pet shop in the Greek town of Patr...
Published : 09.03.2000

Rate: 2.77
Judge Disgusted by Man´s Naked Venture
LONDON, England - A man was thrown out of a British courtroom after he...
Published : 09.02.2000

Rate: 3.16
Woman Stiffed After Sex
AKRON, OH - According to 44-year-old Karen Kershaw of Akron, the price...
Published : 09.01.2000

Rate: 2.61

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