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"Last night I neglected to mention something that bears repeating." — Ron Fairly, San Francisco Giants broadcaster, during on-air game coverage
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#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
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is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
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Q. What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A. Conductor.
LAGOS - A Nigerian man was arrested under a bridge in possession
of roasted human limbs and the bones of former victims he had
eaten. Police arrested the man after residents heard the cries of a woman he
was about to kill. Witnesses believe they identified one victim by some
of the limbs and feet on the man's grill saying they were of a young
woman, going by the size of the feet and the long black permed hair.
Witnesses lament that the rest of the body was eaten up before the arrest.
Police say the man was mentally ill and had lived under the bridge for
years. Residents of the working class district say the man had long
been suspected of murdering people to sell their body parts for use
in ritual sacrifices.
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Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
09.29.2008
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Two Years Ago
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
11.19.2007
Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
