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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/28/1999
 
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ELYRIA, Ohio — A man who stole his mother's credit card to pay for his girlfriend's breast enlargement has been fined $1,500 and ordered to repay $2,513 back to his mother. Michael Copp, 19, confessed that he took the credit card to pay for the surgery. Since then, he and girlfriend Michele Pauley have ended their relationship, but Copp insists they remain friends.

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    started by mrdrape
    (01.20.2001 10:40:59 PM EST)

    boobs rule

    I eat scumm and then I'm done

    mis judged (1 reply)
    started by rdech
    (08.29.2000 1:58:13 AM EST)

    The Judge that handed down this sentence should no that the girl who got the boobs used this kid and she should be responsible for the cost of the fines and TITS.

    first again, cool (0 replies)  
    started by some1dude
    (07.17.2000 4:23:55 AM EST)

    That dumb basterd was being played all along, oh, im also first

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