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That's Some Very Expensive Weed

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/05/2003
 
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GEORGETOWN, Cayman - On June 5, 2003, a magistrate found 50-year-old Jeffrey Copley guilty of importing one ounce of marijuana.

Copley was fined $2,100 and his $200,000 boat will be seized.

Investigators say Copley was en route to Galveston -- from Trinidad and Tobago -- last month when his 50-foot boat had mechanical problems.

He radioed Cayman port authority officials, who allowed him to come ashore to purchase transmission fluid and oil.

Copley cleared immigration and bought his supplies.

Customs requested to search his boat and officers say they found the marijuana.

Copley acknowledged he had the drug for personal use but said he wasn't to import it.

His hometown wasn't immediately available.

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    lmao@tj (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (06.08.2003 8:44:55 PM EST)

    yep its getting close...hahahahaha

    Mercy (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.06.2003 7:33:54 AM EST)

    If this problem gets much worse marijuana will be damn near as expensive as cigarettes.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Nice to know (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.06.2003 6:45:51 AM EST)


    They couldn't take his home town too.

    Legalize it already... (0 replies)
    started by bbetterm
    (06.06.2003 0:09:52 AM EST)

    Jesus, The only people who want MJ to be kept illegal , Are the Hard-liners & the people who profit off it in the black market..

    Sure... (0 replies)  
    started by beo469
    (06.05.2003 7:05:37 PM EST)

    The war on drugs is about dangerous substances that the government(s) fear may harm people.... NOT! It's about $$$
    But we all knew that already, right?

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