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That's Some Very Expensive Weed

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/05/2003
 
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GEORGETOWN, Cayman - On June 5, 2003, a magistrate found 50-year-old Jeffrey Copley guilty of importing one ounce of marijuana.

Copley was fined $2,100 and his $200,000 boat will be seized.

Investigators say Copley was en route to Galveston -- from Trinidad and Tobago -- last month when his 50-foot boat had mechanical problems.

He radioed Cayman port authority officials, who allowed him to come ashore to purchase transmission fluid and oil.

Copley cleared immigration and bought his supplies.

Customs requested to search his boat and officers say they found the marijuana.

Copley acknowledged he had the drug for personal use but said he wasn't to import it.

His hometown wasn't immediately available.

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    Title: Mercy
    By: tjshere
    Date: 06.06.2003 7:33 AM EST

    If this problem gets much worse marijuana will be damn near as expensive as cigarettes.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    If this problem gets much worse marijuana will be damn near as expensive as cigarettes.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!


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