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Huge Withdrawal for 16 Year Old

By: PhantomPublished: 06/17/1999
 
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TORONTO (Reuters)
At an age when many teenagers are just opening their first bank accounts, a 16-year-old Toronto girl was busy robbing them.

When Toronto police finally caught up with the female bandit, who had committed a string of robberies in just one month, they were shocked at her age.

"It's unusual. We had females committing bank robberies but not this young," said Toronto detective John DeCourcy Thursday.

Police arrested the teen-ager, who has been charged with eight counts of robbery, shortly after holding-up a downtown bank with an adult accomplice late last week.

Besides a penchant for robbing banks, they said the teen-ager appeared normal -- she has a clean record and still lives at home with her family.

However, she and another 16-year-old male became willing recruits of a 27-year-old man who gave them lessons on how to pull off near-flawless bank robberies.

With no disguise and clad in a sweater and pants, she would politely show the bank-teller a hold-up note. Once given the booty, she would flee to where the adult accomplice waited outside and divided up the money.

"He picked people who were vulnerable and were easily swayed. The young people said they needed money," DeCourcy told Reuters.

In all, the group made off with about C$5,000.

Police said they would have caught her sooner if it wasn't for the Young Offenders Act provision that bars them from publishing a picture or description of a suspected young offender.

"I'm glad we were able to bring the case to an end and hopefully assist the young people to get back on track," said Decor.

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    Join the club... We all need the money.. If I knew I could get away with it I would do it too...But i'm getting better at it!!! Only the dum ass would stay home wondering what to do!!! SO give me the money!!!!!

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